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So driving along Hindmarsh late last night this P plater drives up beside me.

Decides to rev and keep sitting beside me.

Pulls up at the traffic lights just near Braddon and sits there looking at me.

So he takes off and then continues to sit beside me.

I decided lets play a game so I sped up a little and got him sitting above the speed limit to overtake me.

Timed it perfectly for him to drive through that speed camera at mooseheads haha!

I stopped and he kept going haha

Guessing he is going to get a nice little letter in the mail soon.

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RL trolling is much more satisfying spesh if you can see the reaction.

I had a BMW come flying up behind me on Commonwealth Ave one day and tailgating me like a mofo. I looked over and saw that the car next to me was an unmarked cop car so I sped up just enough to get past him then moved into the left lane. BMW then flew off and unmarked car without missing a beat flicked on lights and sirens and pulled him over. That was awesome and that's what you get for driving like a dick :)

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Excellent, I had a p plater riding my bumper a while ago, The boat handles quite well now so when I hit the 25kph corner at speed with him still on my arse he ended up in the side drain.

I returned to see if he was OK which he was but his front left wheel was bent under the car.

Lots of LOLS.

Good times indeed.

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I brake tested a guy on the hume just outta sydney, was an EF/EL falcon tailgating me in the 110 zone, I wouldve been doing 115 or so going round a few cars, he decided to start flashing his high beams and getting aggro, so I gave him a big flash of brake light and he lost it and speared off into the median strip and disappeared into the shrubs

Andrew 1 - f**k head - 0

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heading to the last texi; doing 120 up the m7 in the right lane without realising it; slow to 105, heading down to 100. guy comes up fast behind me, im like k, speed back up to 110 to get past this car in the left lane then to merge and slow down again; move over, guy punches it past me to 140 or more, 2 seconds later, a nice new FG flogs it past me, bweeeeeooowww! :D

i pull off at richmond road, about 50m short of where he's pulled over. SUCKAHHHH

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I got another one.

Driving along commonwealth ave last week.

This white bombadore was about 1m behind me and I said to my girlfriend hold on for a second.

Slammed the brakes without locking up and all I hear is "screeeeeccchhh" from the person locking up.

Thought it was going to be a stupid guy but it was just an asian lady haha

Did the old wave wave 1 finger back and fourth( like teachers used to do in movies ) as she drove past.

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hahaha these are gold

my story is the day after i put the coilovers in my stag i pulled out of autobarn in fysh and started driving towards hungry jacks and a skyblue VT/VX commmmiiiee wagon came screaming up behind me so i put my foot down abit into the first round about and he was on my ass the whole time so i shifted down to 2nd and gave it a big hit up to the next round about with him trying to keep up. i took the roundabout like a slot car and he tried to drive the same speed and line though it and bounced his car off the roundabout and the right hand rear actually left the ground and then he got crossed up and hit the gutter, then pulled over and put the hazards on HAHAHAHA there was 2 lanes so he could have easily gone past me, but in the end he bought a knife to a gun fight

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