Lost my c0ckring last night :(

[Kinks]

So it was just a normal evening at the local, I was downing a few beers and chatting to my mates when a hottie came up and said hi. Blonde, just a bit shorter than me, nice eyes wearing a tasty cleavage top and short little skirt. I made small talk with her for a little while and then suggested we find some place quieter. Anyway, her idea of some place quieter was around the back of the pub, she dropped her panties and I just hitched her skirt up and hammered away. Only thing is, one of the security guards came round the corner as we were finishing up and he shouted out so we split, and I must have dropped my c0ckring in the dark. Never got a name or a number either...

Hi dale :wavey:

[red900ss]

Backup will be spewing, this thread will just remind him of when he lost his....

[Tosh]

bahahahhahhhahahahaha

:P

[Merli]

[Majanal]

:bahaha: funniest thing I have heard in a long while...

[OKBANANA]

:nowigetit

[B-Man]

[Kinks]

Backup will be spewing, this thread will just remind him of when he lost his....

24kt response Dino

[Ash]

its not lost!

Sock still has it

[wreckedhead]

what the **** is a **** ring and why the hell would you need one for? sorry for the inexperiance, ****ing used to be so easy when it was just **** and *****. nothing else needed unless you couldnt get it up.

[BlaCk Pearl]

what the **** is a **** ring

LOL

hitched her skirt up and hammered away

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[carlo]

Hahahhahahaha.. comedy gold

[wreckedhead]

why is it funny, and no one has put an answer up yet,

[Blitz]

Talk about completely missing the point of the thread

[wreckedhead]

i dont think you get my point.

[fatz]

gold!

[R31Nismoid]

LOL :zap: :69: