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Sydney: Stevo & The Jackass Crew Live - Review

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Blitz

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Anyone else go to the Jackass live show last night?

Talk about off the dial. The hall was packed solid, half of the audience was hammered and it was hard to spot someone without a can of VB in hand.

The show was supposed to start at 8pm, and with the crowd chanting for Stevo, some 5lut by the name of "Crappo" posing as a half naked clown walked down through the crowd and gave the crowd 60 mins of pathetic fill in while whatever the issue that was holding the real show up was resolved. The crowd got so worked up at the whore on stage who was prancing around with all sorts of volgar antics that things started getting a little tense. Some of the more memorable comments thrown around from onlookers were:

1. Stab her!

2. Fcuk off

3. Get off

4. ****.... ****....****....****

She was seriously woeful. People started approaching the stage and demanded she get off and eventually she wrapped up and left the stage.

Now the fun started...with the music cued, Stevo emerged in stage with a case of VB which he threw down on the stage before picking up cans and smashing them on his forehead and throwing them into the crowd.

His first devoted volunteer from the audience was asked to snort salt then down a serious amount of tequila, before some random chicked kicked him in the "zone" - thats gotta hurt! :D :kick:

Some Highlights

1. The good

-The number of ladies that happily got their gear off and got on stage for all to see :boobies2:

2. The dodgy

-Stevo stapling his baggage to his leg

-Steveo smashing a lightbulb on his head and slashing his tounge... Funny shit eh

3. The plain bloody sick

-Some idiot who jumped on stage and drank a glass of Stevos piss while Partyboy whipped it out and pissed on him. This was before the moron let them shave his eyebrows and half his head of hair :)

The finale was a huge crowd of drunken idiots barging out of the cinema onto the middle of Enmore road which was blocked 5 minutes later after one of the loons jumped onto the door of a passing ute (Jackass style) and was thrown off onto the tarmac.

Thats my breif review/rant/story

Anyone got anything else to add?

A few snaps ( Calling Benm....Calling Benm )

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PranK Grand Master

PranK

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huh ?? I didn't know that was on .... SteveO is the biggest nutcase on the planet :( Apparently he started off as a circus clown ......

yeap, he went to clown school and was a clown for a while.

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