A new menace on the road!

[sexzila]

xxx :Bang:

[sexzila]

Im not sure about everyone

but there is something on the road that is starting to really damn annoy me and it must stop

Ill set the scene , I was lying on my couch today half asleep enjoying one of my last days of holidays. The sun was out the birds were making peaceful noises, I had a ice cold bourbon at my side and was in heaven  

I then got a very rude awakening by a high pitched dull monotonous tune!

YES IT WAS THE evil mr whippy , for the Fifth FUc*ing time this week!

driving slowly up and down my street in a 1950's ice cream truck painted pink!  

Does anyone else have to contend with this sort of menace, what do you suggest I should do , take out a restraining order against mr whippy???

your advice would be appreciated

:flamed:

What are you kids on, I am not cruising with a bunch of soft cones

Someone get me flame throver!!!

Burn M***er F***er!!!

That will teach you play that crap inmy neighbourd hahhahahahahaha

Who is the tall, dark stranger there.

The one with the gun and the icy stare.

The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair.

Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.

He's to eat it raw, Psycho Dad!

Who's that ridin' across the plain.

Who's lost count of the wives he's slain.

Who is the man who's plum insane!

Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

[sexzila]

with a few letters missing

damn this key thingamagiga!

[raasclaat]

Mr Whippy on our street drives about 75km/hr . i dont think people really buy from him anymore so he doesnt bother slowing down. Good exercise for the lil fat kids

[ix9]

as a mate of mine would say...

Mr Whippy is gay, he's the "meshed shirt" of the ice cream world. Go postal on his gelatine ass and show him who runs the creamery raquet in this one horse town!

[GWP021]

aww dont bag mr whippy "uncle tony at my mates place.....?" hes provided us with many a late hungover breakfast but yea that tune sure can be anoyin