Willowbank Drags this Saturday

[Lazy-Bastard]

2 free tickets available

For the first person who comes up with the biggest pile of bullshit as to why they deserve them the most.

50 words or less

[Ska]

Because the CIA, who placed a tracking bug in my head, need to get the data out of the chip, and it only transmits on the same frequency that the marshals use and is triggered by the combination of thick white smoke produced from drag cars and loud car noises.

[Lazy-Bastard]

sounds plausable....they're yours

[Ska]

Awwww cool, but I think it only be fair that you wait until someone else posts cool story I was hoping that this thread would be great amount of fun, looks like I'm the only one with a little thing called an imagination

[Ska]

I have chronic diarrhoea and my doctor said that the only cure is to go to the drags and inhale as much white tyre smoke as I possibly can, then if that car wins, my illness will disappear with three puffs of white smoke out my ass.

[Ska]

Cmon people who would not want to go to this:

http://www.willowbank-raceway.com.au/tintoptitles.htm

Bring out the imaginative side of you! See if you can beat my lame attempts

[Lazy-Bastard]

lol....enthusiastic bunch aren't they.....

[Ska]

Well those were just warm ups, gimmie a couple hours to think and I'll try to come up with something more colourfull

[Squizz]

How about my mate is pit crewing for a 'Vette from back in Rocky and I'd like to catch up and say hi?

[Lazy-Bastard]

How about my mate is pit crewing for a 'Vette from back in Rocky and I'd like to catch up and say hi?

That sounds like a crock.......

[krawler]

"because my bottom is itchy"

[Squizz]

Yeah ok, you got me...

I really need to go because I have never smoked in my life and the aliens keep abducting me for experimentation on my lungs because they are so pure. I am not keen on smoking to hopefully by going to the drags more frequently I can take on the fascade of having less than healthy lungs in the vain attempt to stem the occurance of anal probing...

[32ANA]

Because the east African tribal fish are relying on me, their team leader, to bring back some shredded rubber & white tyre smoke in order to cure their incurable and insatiable obsession with south American skydiving donkeys. This can only take place if I kiss the holy grail of Willowbank-Raceway.

[32ANA]

50 words!!! woohoo!! i have to win! come on!

[Lazy-Bastard]

50 words!!! woohoo!! i have to win! come on!

lol.....the tickets for saturday have gone....I have 1 left for sunday if you want that

[Squizz]

..too slow Junior...

[Ska]

Anna - Yeah that is a good one!

[Ska]

Hows this:

I must inform the participants that the parachutes which are being used come second hand from those used on the space shuttle and might burnt up if deployed at a wrong angle which flabbergasts me at this floccinaucinihilipilification and must take this information to the meeting organisers during the meet!

OH YEAH Triple word score for proper use of floccinaucinihilipilification!

Yes it is a word Yes I can say it out aloud

http://www.quinion.com/words/weirdwords/ww-flo2.htm

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

The action or habit of judging something to be worthless.