[Chicks in Imports Spotting Thread 1]

[Nightcrawler]

shh Matt, now everyone will want to see

[Miss*33]

I FU CKIN HATE that queer eye shit. Im sorry but when did it become COOL to be gay? Im not against it, but i dont want that shit shoved in my face.

Its ok, most guys won't admit that they watch it

[Steve]

Just for Dean, got this in e-mail:

Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your arse, burp, and yell

"ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture

Wars, the Retrosexual movement. "

The Code:

A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tyre, break-in into your

home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long

you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and

drinking, I salute you. If you are still having sex, you are a God.

A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman.

Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need deodorant

and shaving gear - that's it!!

A Retrosexual does not dress like a homeboy with baggy pants that look like

he's shat himself, or with a gay chain from pocket to pocket. If wearing a

hat, wear it correctly - not on the side like a top bloke. Blokes and

necklaces (unless you are an Australian fast bowler) are out!

A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if

need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.

A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.

A Retrosexual does not let neighbours screw up rooms in his house on

national TV.

A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for

women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only

lead to you becoming a handbag carrying little puss, and in the long run,

she ain't worth it.

A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental

stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a

freak BBQ accident, favourite sports team being moved to a different

city, favourite dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink

because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING

WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to

conceal himself from prey.

A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and

ONLY a Windsor knot.

A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about

getting. This does not include males who have had cosmetic surgery.

A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't

hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can

--

or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you are.

A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are

riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH

IT. Plus it's just plain fun to fire one off in the direction of those

people or

things that just need a little "wakin' up".

Crying. There are very few reasons that a Retrosexual may cry, and none

of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports

teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of

release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a

Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one,

death of a

pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part, or

loss of major body part on your Holden ute.

When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a

pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and

offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called

men still in their seats with a disgusted "you rude pricks" look on his

face.

A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not

understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they

offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or

in

a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting,

shooting, cigars, car maintenance and drinking piss with the boys.

A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.

A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants.

Wherever it lands is where he bloody well wanted it to land. Except on

his ute--that would happen because of a "force of nature", and then the

retrosexual man's options are to Cry, or to DEAL with IT, or do both.

A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but

any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE:

The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual

man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their

country.

A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good

enough.

A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does

something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the

process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT!

[chops]

Very nice, I'll be circulating that one.

[EnricoPalazzo]

Steve : Thats me mate 100%

[4door_Sleeper]

Where do I sighn up, I've found my home at last.

Dean thats only 20% you, the other 80% can't make up its mind or needs time to get in tough with its feelings before making a decision :-P

[EnricoPalazzo]

heheh man im gettin hammered all the time

[COPYME]

Guys this thread was ment to be Chicks in Imports! Technically that counts dean in but there has to be more Chickidys driving imports?

[HER_1VIA]

I've seen a fair few getting around...its only been happening over the last few months. Must be the in thing!

Over the weekend just been I saw quite a few in S13's.

I even lined a chick up in an 180sx, she wasnt keen. Then she came next to me sounding her BOV, which to me indicated she wanted a re-match. The lights infront went orange and she ran them!

[MADGT4]

Yeah i ran a pretty hot lookin chick with a hot passenger in a stock CA 180 she was all smiles even tho she got beaten she was still happy gave it a good thrash she did.

Good to see the chicks getting out there and givin it a go