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PURCHASE THE CAR THAT TAKES THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND WIPES ITS SHOES ON THEM

Automatically gives the owner the ability to dance 'Gangnam Style'.

Once beat Air Force One in a race.

This is the car that Willy used to free himself.

Has previously been used by at least one member of Wiki leaks to escape the country.

Vehicle History

1990: Completed two tours of Operation Desert Storm.

2004: Was used to assist in finding Nemo.

2007 - 2008: Was Optimus Prime's main mode of transport when he couldn't be bothered transforming.

2009: Was pulled off the road after a problem with it's flux capacitor had it jumping back in time at 87 miles per hour instead of 88 miles per hour.

During it's time travels, it was responsible for the following:

In the Third Age, it assisted Frodo in getting to Mount Doom in Mordor.

In 1974 a number of its upgraded engine parts were sold and used to build the Bionic Man.

In 1975 was painted in green and blue and was used to solve at least six crimes with the Scooby Gang. However, its services were withdrawn after I got sick of cleaning up dog crap, Scooby Snacks, and the mess after it had been used as a Shaggin' Wagon.

In 1979 it starred in three episodes of the 'Dukes of Hazard' but it's contract wasn't renewed after accidentally out-jumping the 'General Lee' in one episode.

In 1980 Wile E. Coyote used it to finally catch the Road Runner.

In 1982 it was employed as a stunt vehicle on the movie set of Mad Max for chase scenes where the Interceptor was deemed 'too slow'.

In 1984 it was used by The Terminator to successfully terminate Sarah Connor by running her down, unknowingly changing humanity's future forever.

Rumour has it that it was this vehicle's original acceleration that was the inspiration for the hyper-space effect in both Star Wars and Star Trek. Darth Vader himself has quoted that 'the Force is strong with this one".

Other celebrities had the following to say:

Chuck Norris:

"This car is almost tougher than me. Almost.

Homer Simpson:

"Runs donuts around the competition. Mmm...Donuts."

Knightrider's David Hasselhoff:

"Makes KITT feel more like SH*T.".

Mister Spock: "Not purchasing this car would be 'illogical'.".

Jeremy Clarkson has been quoted as describing this vehicle as "The most incredible car I have never heard of or driven". Driving this car is supposedly what made The Stig speechless.

(Please note that much of the information presented above may or may not actually have occurred, except in a part of the current owner's imagination.)

1990 R32 GT-R

Unregistered

113,067 Kilometres

Black Paint / Grey Interior

238kW at the Wheels

Turbos need replacing

Leaky Injectors

Roof Damage

Alarm/Immobilizer

Pioneer DEH-P4850MP Stereo

Fully Rebuilt Motor at 85,000 Kilometers

Forged Internals (Pistons/Rings/Con-rods)

Race Bearings

Adjustable Cam Gears

Hi Volume Oil Pump

Nismo 650PS Twin-plate Clutch

Console Adjustable 4WD Torque Controller

Full 3.5” exhaust with fully adjustable (via remote control) Varex Muffler

Hi Volume Fuel Pump

N1 Headlights

Front/Rear Adjustable Sway Bars

Compliance Certificate provided.

Actually True:

Has pulled 1G in cornering with the stock suspensions/rims/tyres pictured (Actually true).

Has previously embarrassed the following:

Ferrari 599's x2

Audi R8 x1

Lamborghini Diablo x1

Heavily Modified R33 GT-R's x2

Mitsubishi Lancer EVO x3

Numerous deluded Commodore Drivers, Honda Civics, Mitsubishi Mirages, and Daihatsu's.

Car sold ‘as is’ and is more a 'collection of parts' that would serve as a good basis for a project car.

Inspections welcome (and recommended) before purchasing.

No shipping. Pick up Only.

Contact Cameron (Strathfield South) 0487 187 836 / [email protected]

(This car is advertised elsewhere and I reserve the right to cancel this listing at any time)

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Edited by coakman

When was it last registered? Can it be re registered ? As in not written off?

Scott

Last registered 22 July 2012.

It can definitely be re-registered.

It is not a write-off (it's only a small dent in the roof).

I LOL'd so loud ! Love it

Any chance of more pics like engine bay interior etc

I'm glad you're all enjoying the show.

The car is currently in Afghanistan on a covert op, but I'll see if I can arrange to post some more photos by tomorrow afternoon.

holy f**k this forsale thread HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Guessing the price starts at $11ty

Price is in the thread title - $9000 drive away.

Apologies to those who may have tried to contact me in the past twenty-four hours. Mobile died and I had to scramble to get replacement.

More images as requested.

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Edited by coakman

Car now comes with fries! (see below).

Buy it before it becomes a 'Bathurst 1000 Twentieth Anniversary Since Last Race Special' tomorrow.

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Edited by coakman

Off topic (is it possible to derail your own thread?) but I'm sitting here watching the start of Bathurst and it's good to see the GT-R still sitting at the front of the grid.

It may be the pace car, but it's still in front! (>_<)

Hail to the king, baby!

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