Formula 1 2013

[sh@un]

Earlier this week the German press carried claims that Mark Webber would definitely leave Red Bull at the end of this season. Today, however, a stronger rumour emerged suggesting that the Australian driver will do the exact opposite and flat refuse to leave the team, even if they want him to.

Marks not bloody going anywhere, said a source close to the F1 star. Whether they bloody like it or not, hell be there in 2014, leaving all the lights on in the pit, knocking over piles of tyres, releasing a brown shark into the motorhome shitter and then not flushing. Oh yea, Red Bull are gonna be stuck with him all season.

Our inside man claims that Webber has already dreamt up several other disruptions such as holding a powerful magnet near Adrian Neweys brain until key items of data are wiped, leaving a land mine on the pit wall, just under Christian Horners jiggly foot and giving interviews in which he describes the Red Bull drink as robot piss.

F1 pundits have already noted that this scheme will come to nothing if Webbers seat is given to another driver but our source claims the Aussie racer has already thought of that; If some other bloody idiot gets the drive, Mark will just bring his own car, our mole revealed. Truth is, hes been nicking bits for bloody years. All he needs to do is stick em all together and hes got an RB6/7/8/9 of his own. It wont win races but trust me, itll be bloody good at accidentally crashing into Sebastian Vettel.

[Owgasm]

Australian writer?

[tweety bird]

Earlier this week the German press carried claims that Mark Webber would definitely leave Red Bull at the end of this season. Today, however, a stronger rumour emerged suggesting that the Australian driver will do the exact opposite and flat refuse to leave the team, even if they want him to.

Marks not bloody going anywhere, said a source close to the F1 star. Whether they bloody like it or not, hell be there in 2014, leaving all the lights on in the pit, knocking over piles of tyres, releasing a brown shark into the motorhome shitter and then not flushing. Oh yea, Red Bull are gonna be stuck with him all season.

Our inside man claims that Webber has already dreamt up several other disruptions such as holding a powerful magnet near Adrian Neweys brain until key items of data are wiped, leaving a land mine on the pit wall, just under Christian Horners jiggly foot and giving interviews in which he describes the Red Bull drink as robot piss.

F1 pundits have already noted that this scheme will come to nothing if Webbers seat is given to another driver but our source claims the Aussie racer has already thought of that; If some other bloody idiot gets the drive, Mark will just bring his own car, our mole revealed. Truth is, hes been nicking bits for bloody years. All he needs to do is stick em all together and hes got an RB6/7/8/9 of his own. It wont win races but trust me, itll be bloody good at accidentally crashing into Sebastian Vettel.

why can't all rumours about mark be like this?

[sh@un]

Australian writer?

ha, nooo

http://sniffpetrol.com/2013/03/27/webber-wont-leave-red-bull/

[Roy]

It does appear that Mateschitz is Mark's biggest backer in the team. All negotiations are direct between Mark and him and for whatever reason they seem to havea good relationship. I recall reading Mark stayed at his holiday get away over summer, an offer not extended to anyone else in the RBR family

http://www.foxsports.com.au/motor-sports/formula-one/red-bull-owner-backs-mark-webber-as-candidate-for-2014-seat/story-e6frf3zl-1226611371377#.UVtzNxxTB6k

It was said recently that Hamiltons approach was blocked because Dietrish said Mark has first dibs if he wants to keep the seat. So shows the level of support/respect he has for Mark

[ctjet]

http://www.f1today.net/en/news/raikkonen-always-a-candidate-for-red-bull-seat--mateschitz

With Webber probably going, constant Vettel to ferrari chatter and Adrian unlikely to go anywhere, Kimi may actually be in with a shot of a Redbull seat

How very exciting

[Roy]

I hope Kimi goes toe to toe with Vettel. He probably has the sort of natural feel and pace that can allow him to beat Vettel consistantly. One can only hope.

But I hope we get the 2010 Webber back with bit between his teeth and we get a fight for this years WDC. He doesnt have to win it but FFS FIGHT OLD SON!

[dezz]

"He is always welcome with us, so too would be a quick junior like (Jean-Eric) Vergne or (Daniel) Ricciardo from the Toro Rosso team."

He'll be considered, along with Kimi, Vergne, Ricciardo.....

[Roy]

Some more video-audio from the last race. Not sure its all the radio calls. But you do get the feeling that the race was being run from the pit wall and not the drivers seats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y4-RH7eBr0

If you watch the race edit on the F1 site you hear the "Multi21 map Sebastian" call.

I cant wait for the next GP. RBR normally go ok there and Seb has a good record so will be interesting to see how it pans out

[ctjet]

uncanny kimi impersonation

minimize the vid an it just have sound... shit is awesome

[Marlin]

uncanny kimi impersonation

minimize the vid an it just have sound... shit is awesome

Cracking impersonation, but he talked way too much to be a real Kimi reply.

[sh@un]

only two races in and we're already talking driver line-up changes. sheesh

[ctjet]

as long as its drivers i dont like, im all for it

[dezz]

[sh@un]

mmm, Spa

[Roy]

More proof that Vettel is a farking idiot...

The best actor in the world is…
SV: John Travolta.

[hrd-hr30]

I just posted this on another forum, but I'm putting it here too.

! watched the MotoGP this morning. Nice to see some actual GrandPrix racing - you know, where the best guys on the day sort out the podium places on the track, instead of fat old bastards behind the pit wall determining the outcome, allegedly because they don't think their 20,000,000 pound drivers are good enough to overtake one another without f**king it all up. MotoGP rookie passed his established teammate with 5 or 6 laps to go and the world did not end!
It was also nice to see guys pushing hard right through the race rather than cruising at 80% most of the time, thanks to having race tyres designed to actually perform - a radical concept for the pinacle of motorsport... F1 has f**ked things royally IMO.
Less FAKE SHOW and more GRANDPRIX RACING thanks!

[mad082]

Moto gp riders still have to find that balance between all out pace and blistering the rear tyres. It's not as much of a fine line as f1 though.

It is funny though that the racing category that us generally classed as the pinnacle of motor racing is also the category where they aren't pushing 100% very much. Having said that, i think that the speed difference between what they are driving at and flat out is bugger all (maybe a few tenths), otherwise the last few laps of the gp would see anyone with plenty of fuel left and decent tyres romping through the field.

[sh@un]

this is why the no refueling thing was always a bad idea

[wolverine]

Only 2 days to go.