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Just curiouse to see if im the only sucker out there?

After making sure my wife knew not to throw 1 specific box out, I thought I had all bases covered. i asked her to get this box out containing a brand new gizzmo electronic boost controller, turns out she pulled the manual out and threw the rest in the bin.... Haven't been this devo'd since I blew up my turbo.

Lol any one else having these issues and is there a group buy on for newer model wives?

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Bahahaha, sorry to hear mate. It's best to ban ur wife from the garage. Whilst I have never had this problem I'm sure my wife wishes I'd write my 260rs off or that It would catch fire or something. She calls my stag the never ending story!

Daleo Grand Master

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My missus was banned from the garage, after she started dumping washing baskets and other household detritus on my farkin workbench!

I bought her a whole house to play in, I only want one room for myself.

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Lol thanks Craig. Just shattering is all. I can't even stay angry at her, she rang me all emotional and crying and I couldn't even get angry or I'm the guy that made his pregnant wife cry.... I swear if they didn't have a vag we'd throw rocks at them.

Raysboostin Mentor

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Get used to it mate. Women cant help themselves, they've just gotta touch things that dont concern them. But if u move anything of thiers they lose the plot. Give it a try. Move a picture or some junk they've cluttered your house with.

Jetwreck Grand Master

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^^^^

Funny story on that Ray! There was a cheap arse picture that never made it onto the wall in my house.........I'd tripped over it for a little over 5 years. Anyway it ended up in my garage with a whole heap of other shit that was suppose to be moved out within a week of going in there(she took nearly 8 months and numerous arguments).

Long story short on the day when "I had" decided to reclaim man land she came out to help.......for some reason she still would not let me through the picture out even though it was never going to go on the wall.

So the conversation went a little like this after I had figured out that it didn't matter what I did she was going to end up with the shits.

First item!

Me: Can we get rid of the 2 dollar picture that I have been tripping over for 5 years and has never made onto a wall?

Wife: Noooooo!!!

Me: Why?

Wife: It might be useful one day?

Me: Your kidding arn't you?.......it's an 2 dollar POS!

Wife: Don't start me Craig we are KEEPING it!

Me: So were keeping broken shit now!!!

Wife: It's not broken and we are KEEPING it

Me: So can we throw broken stuff out

Wife: Yes

-----Foot goes through picture-----

Wife: I cannot believe you just did that arsehole!

Me: (Walking off) You have till the end of the day to move that shit out of the garage........then all the shit is going back into the house and you can deal with it!

We had our biggest garbage collection ever....and I got my garage back! :banana:

Special cuddles went on further hold...... :/

Sunkist Grand Master

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^^^^

Funny story on that Ray! There was a cheap arse picture that never made it onto the wall in my house.........I'd tripped over it for a little over 5 years. Anyway it ended up in my garage with a whole heap of other shit that was suppose to be moved out within a week of going in there(she took nearly 8 months and numerous arguments).

Long story short on the day when "I had" decided to reclaim man land she came out to help.......for some reason she still would not let me through the picture out even though it was never going to go on the wall.

So the conversation went a little like this after I had figured out that it didn't matter what I did she was going to end up with the shits.

First item!

Me: Can we get rid of the 2 dollar picture that I have been tripping over for 5 years and has never made onto a wall?

Wife: Noooooo!!!

Me: Why?

Wife: It might be useful one day?

Me: Your kidding arn't you?.......it's an 2 dollar POS!

Wife: Don't start me Craig we are KEEPING it!

Me: So were keeping broken shit now!!!

Wife: It's not broken and we are KEEPING it

Me: So can we throw broken stuff out

Wife: Yes

-----Foot goes through picture-----

Wife: I cannot believe you just did that arsehole!

Me: (Walking off) You have till the end of the day to move that shit out of the garage........then all the shit is going back into the house and you can deal with it!

We had our biggest garbage collection ever....and I got my garage back! :banana:

Special cuddles went on further hold...... :/

HahA made my day, and it's exactly like you

darrinspencer Grand Master

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I get sick of my wife asking "why do you need all these cars bits. Stop building new cars...blah blah"

I have just rented another 8x8m storage shed beside my other 12x8m without her knowing

I can now build another car and she will not know until it turns up in the driveway in 6 months time......watch this space

Raysboostin Mentor

Raysboostin

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I get sick of my wife asking "why do you need all these cars bits. Stop building new cars...blah blah"

I have just rented another 8x8m storage shed beside my other 12x8m without her knowing

I can now build another car and she will not know until it turns up in the driveway in 6 months time......watch this space

my ex was like that. she had no idea how many cars i had or how much crap i had until we bought a house. the non stop nagging about spending money on cars is how she became ex mrs. new 1 stays out of the garage with the threat of spiders :D winning!!

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I love this. Mrs 66 has never asked me to get rid of any (good) shit. We have a great big four Stagea garage, but there are no cars in it. We have an Art Gallery, Mrs. 66 is a really great Artist. The garage is full of frame making equipment. that is my forte!. but there is a certain amount of space for stuff. Coil overs, turbos, plennums, pipes, nuts and bolts, tubing, tools, oils etc. etc. etc. The simple necessities of life to sustain an elderly afficondio like myself. It even has a fridge XXXX

The back garage is so full of stuff that I cant get in to sharpen the mower blades. The very back shed has a BMX, a mountain bike, half an R30, most of a Sil and all sorts of Stagea bits and heaps of wheels and tyres

I live in Nissan Heaven.

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