200kmph with beer in hand

[Eug]

very clean... the car, i was talking about the car.

nice legs.

[JayB - ZN]

....not that we should persecute this young guy for wanting to show off...

No, I wasn't showing off. I just happened to be having a beer while driving, and took a photo.

[JayB - ZN]

Cool.

 

Drink driving.

Super speeding.

_AND_ one of the highest road tolls in the world.

 

 

What a country.

Ja, you should come here and time. We'll let you visit Umlazi.

Jou fokken poes!

[JayB - ZN]

in south africa things are different to here,  

i doubt he was drunk tho, 6 was just a dramtic exageration, maybe 1 or 2 is more like it.

but 200 is seen on most guys clocks almost everyday, even delivery trucks do 180+

No bru... Trust me... It wasn't 1 or 2

[TeamKrazy]

hello jayb

in oz drink driving is bad... sort of as bad as the time we killed rashid staggie in teh streets of cape town...

:jk:

noooo actually drink driving it worse then that

on learners plates u not even allowed to smell alcohol else u screwed,

and the cops pull everyone over and check them,

not like back tehre were u slip sgt shipo mhlope 50 bucks and the rest of your beer and he lets you go

[TeamKrazy]

No bru... Trust me... It wasn't 1 or 2  

dude i am trying to save some south african name here

[TeamKrazy]

Ja' date=' you should come here and time. We'll let you visit Umlazi.

a couple of hot chics in umlazi

[JayB - ZN]

do u expect us to give you a pat on the back and say well done for driving at over 180kmh and after drinking 6 beers? yeh your just a true blue f**king hero arnt u

Jou hele familie se fokken swart poes.... Dom moer!

[cLoWn]

my 83 laser gets 175 and for the 1.5 L 4 thats pretty good and my car moves on the from a gust of wind i almost get blown off the freeway when a truck goes past

[JayB - ZN]

Forgive my ignorance but how is drink driving whilst doing 200 clicks cool?

Different country, different lifestyle I guess. You guys may do certain things that confuse me.....

[cLoWn]

everyone knows south africa is better to get out of a speeding ticket just wave a couple of bucks in the air and your good to go... try that here you lose a couple of bucks a few points and then some more money....

[JayB - ZN]

my 83 laser gets 175 and for the 1.5 L 4 thats pretty good and my car moves on the from a gust of wind i almost get blown off the freeway when a truck goes past

Cool mate.

You should think about lowering your suspension.

[JayB - ZN]

everyone knows south africa is better to get out of a speeding ticket just wave a couple of bucks in the air and your good to go... try that here you lose a couple of bucks a few points and then some more money....

Or you could buy the cop a McDonalds Happy Meal, and he'd let you off with a warning

[cLoWn]

nah no point my engine is ****ed the car is a piece of shit i only drive it till i get my new car in 2 months

[TeamKrazy]

South Africa survival guide

1 x gun (preferrably unlicensed with serial number rubbed off)

1 x wodd of 50Rand notes (50 rand = 10$)

1 x bottle of klippies (local brandy) cops favourite

gun should be used wen u feel slightly threathend by anybody

50 rand notes should be handed to ppl when they

a) wanna fine you

B) wanna shoot you

c) want your shoes

just keep giving one at a time until they walk away

klippies should be given to teh group of cops at the roadblock who "look like they have had a tuff night on the job"

be sympathetic in your approach and wish them well

if you drive at night, keep your gun on your lap and ur window up

make sure ur windows are tinted to "super dark, deep sea, space BLACK"

yip u will be fine,

enjoy your stay

ps leave your skylines keys with me, i promise to love and cherish it

[JayB - ZN]

What about the R50 for the mama's in Point Rd!!!!

LMFAO

[cLoWn]

or we take you over with us neil and offer you as a virgin....

[Ska]

Hmmmmm mental note definatly not visiting SA now not even to meet that supe hot chick standing next to that ordinary looking barina,

[TeamKrazy]

What about the R50 for the mama's in Point Rd!!!!

LMFAO

and 12 bucks for a roti or a special

[cLoWn]

Hmmmmm mental note definatly not visiting SA now not even to meet that supe hot chick standing next to that ordinary looking barina,

just take your car with you and they will just think your crazy and run and hide....