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hello jayb

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in oz drink driving is bad... sort of as bad as the time we killed rashid staggie in teh streets of cape town...

:jk:

noooo actually drink driving it worse then that

on learners plates u not even allowed to smell alcohol else u screwed,

and the cops pull everyone over and check them,

not like back tehre were u slip sgt shipo mhlope 50 bucks and the rest of your beer and he lets you go

everyone knows south africa is better to get out of a speeding ticket just wave a couple of bucks in the air and your good to go... try that here you lose a couple of bucks a few points and then some more money....

Or you could buy the cop a McDonalds Happy Meal, and he'd let you off with a warning :thumbsup:

South Africa survival guide

1 x gun (preferrably unlicensed with serial number rubbed off)

1 x wodd of 50Rand notes (50 rand = 10$)

1 x bottle of klippies (local brandy) cops favourite

gun should be used wen u feel slightly threathend by anybody

50 rand notes should be handed to ppl when they

a) wanna fine you

B) wanna shoot you

c) want your shoes

just keep giving one at a time until they walk away

klippies should be given to teh group of cops at the roadblock who "look like they have had a tuff night on the job"

be sympathetic in your approach and wish them well

if you drive at night, keep your gun on your lap and ur window up

make sure ur windows are tinted to "super dark, deep sea, space BLACK"

yip u will be fine,

enjoy your stay

ps leave your skylines keys with me, i promise to love and cherish it :thumbsup:

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