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THE SNEEZE

A man and woman were sitting beside each other in the first class

section of the plane. Suddenly, the woman sneezed, took out a

tissue,

gently wiped her nose, and then shuddered quite violently for 10

or 15

seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman

sneezed again, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered

quite violently; as before.

The man was becoming curious and concerned about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time.

Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and shuddered violently. The

man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "You've sneezed three times and this has resulted in noticeable shuddering spasms. Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed, but even more curious and said,

"I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said.........

Wait for ittttt...................

" Pepper."

THE FLY.

There's a fly circling 6 inches above the water, in the water theres a fish. That fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches he will eat the fly. Behind the fish is a bear, that bear thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish will grab the fly and he will grab the fish. Behind the bear is a hunter, that hunter thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish grabs the fly, the bear grabs the fish he will shoot the bear. Behind the hunter is a mouse, that mouse thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish grabs the fly, the bear grabs the fish and the hunter shoot the bear he will grab the hunters sandwich. Behind the mouse is a cat that cat thinks if that fly drops 6 inches the fish grabs the fly, the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse grabs the sandwich he will grab the mouse.

Well the fly drops 6 inches the fish grabs the fly , the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear and the mouse grabs the sandwich, the cat went to grab the mouse but fell in the water.

What the moral of the story?????

If you drop your fly 6 inches u get a wet *****.

Anti Schapelle Campaign

True or not true???

Read the emails below from the bottom up.

Yup... But it was meant to go to Sydney but it didn't get taken out by the baggage handler so it came back..

-----Original Message-----

From: Chris Saliba

Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:35 AM

To: Casey Kerr

Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist

So ya sayin she knew it was in her luggage on the way to Sydney

-----Original Message-----

From: Casey Kerr

Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:30 AM

To: Chris Saliba

Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist

Yup.. Also my boyfriend works with her cousin and my ex knows her..

They are one of the biggest drug dealers on the coast... And Sydney...

The bag was meant to go to Sydney cause there other cousin works in Sydney airport baggage but got fired before they knew...

But then again.. No one is really going to hear the true story!!!

-----Original Message-----

From: Chris Saliba

Sent: Friday, 10 June 2005 11:21 AM

To: Casey Kerr

Subject: RE: Recent Application for Junior Receptionist

Casey, Is that Corby thing for real...Do u know this bloke????

_____

I was diggin through some stuff in my office last night and I came accross a cd with photos from xmas 2001. Look who happened to be joining in the festivites... yep Australia Most Infamous Boogie Boarder.

Damn* I keep good company.

Take Note:

Photo 1 - Keep an eye out on the coffee table for some incriminating evidence (in fact I think I might submit this photo at her trial as Exhibit B... after the big f*ck off bag of we*d)

Photo 2 - I think thats the same face she had on when they opened her bag up in Bali. DAMN*.

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