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Do you still want to eat Sushi? Think TWICE!! This is a true case of a Japanese man from Gifu Prefecture who complained incessantly about a persistent headache. Mr. Shota Fujiwara loves his sashimi and sushi very much to the extent of trying to get them as "alive and fresh" as can be for his insatiable appetite. He developed a severe headache, but for the past three years had put it off as migraine and stress from work.

It was only when he started losing his phsyco-motor skills that he sought medical help. A brain scan and x-ray revealed little however. But upon closer inspection by a specialist on his scalp, the Doctor noticed small movements beneath his skin. It was then that the Doctor did a local anaesthetic to his scalp and discovered the cause! Tiny tapeworms crawled out! Major surgery was thus immediately called for and the extent of the infestation was horrific!

Remember : tapeworms, roundworms and their eggs which abound in all fish, fresh or saltwater, can only be killed by thorough cooking and/or freezing the fish to between -4 deg C - 0 degsC.

Open the attachment (not for the faint hearted)

SushiLovers.doc

Hung Chow calls into work and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today, I

really sick. I got headache, tummy ache and sore leg. I not come work".

The Boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel

like this, I go to my wife and ask her for intercourse. That makes

everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls his Boss and says "I do what you say and

I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

Sheikh Zayed Al-Nahyan's House.

In case you're wondering where this hotel is?

It isn't a hotel at all. It is a house!!!

It's owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al-Nahyan, the former President of the United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu-Dhabi.

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