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Tosh

By Tosh,
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dudez heres one i got off big brother

a man and his sister were going to a party and on the way they stopped at a bar and he asked his sister to get him a beer...

he waited in the taxi for half an hour and then went in and saw that the barman had tied her up and was completely lickin her out on the bar table.

he called the cops and the couldnt do anything

u know y??

he had a liquor license

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An elderly couple was sitting together, watching their favorite Saturday night TV program.

During one of those commercial breaks, the husband asked his wife:

"Whatever happened to our sexual relations?"

After a long thoughtful silence, the wife, during the next commercial break, replied:

"You know, I don't really know--I don't even think we got a Christmas card from them this year."

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