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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over to the parents, a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian, white baby boy.

"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents.

"Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?" The puzzled father, looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong".

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MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat s**ut.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*it where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilised.

Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ar**e.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to

hake off once you've been shag*ged.

Man: Would you like to dance?

Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.

Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ging your mum while your dad watches.

Man: You're pretty

Woman: Pi**s off.

Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*t*ch.

If only the male mind became more witty under the effect of alcohol...

Get a pen and paper handy, this one is a keeper.

MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINES

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat s**ut.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a sh*it where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilised.

Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ar**e.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to

hake off once you've been shag*ged.

Man: Would you like to dance?

Woman: I'd rather eat glass.

Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in those pants

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.

Man: Just as well cos I've been shag*ging your mum while your dad watches.

Man: You're pretty

Woman: Pi**s off.

Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*t*ch.

If only the male mind became more witty under the effect of alcohol...

:cheers: :bahaha: :) :bahaha: :P :bahaha: :)

"Dear Telstra Customer,

Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted that you have no choice. We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you. If you don't like it, start your own telephone company.

We have the cables, you need the telephone. So sad, too bad. Sucks to you.

We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our response. Have a nice day and keep those "cheques" coming, folks.

Remember, "We don't care. We don't have to".

Warm regards,

Telstra Australia"

See attached

Before and After

The Wonders of Airbrushing Its not that bad really but it proves that woman in mags really aren't perfect!

Amber (from Footballers Wives) annoyed a magazine artworker so he sent out the original artwork from a recent photo shoot as well as the touch-up. Something 4 u lads to think about when comparing ur girl to those in the mags!!!!

See attached

A businessman boards a flight & is seated next to a gorgeous woman. He notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it & she replies, This is a very interesting book. It says that

American Indians have the longest penises and Greek men are the best in bed. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"

"Tonto Papadopoulos, nice to meet you."

New Fitness Program

I have decided to do more physical activity in 2004. So from this weekend on I will ride 10 kilometres every day, if there are any friends that would like to join me, they can send me a message as I'm trying to get a group of 13. Take care!

P.S. Here is a picture of our bicycle.

(this looks familiar :D )

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