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Awesome advertising...

In a recent marketing campaign in Vancouver 3M sought a strong image for

their security glass.

They modified a bus shelter and fitted their security glass and filled it

with REAL BANKNOTES!!!

Many have tried to gain access with golf clubs and baseball bats but

obviously the glass remains intact!

This is what you call having faith in your own product...

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, President Bush looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Subject: The Lone Ranger

Scenario: The immediate versus the big picture-

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, they have set-up their tent and are asleep. Some hours later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend. Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see". Tonto replies

"Me see millions of stars".

"What does that tell you?" asks the Lone Ranger.

Tonto ponders for a minute and replies

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies playing host to billions of stars and planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately 3:15 AM. Theologically, it is evident the son of rajab is all powerful and as small insignificant beings, we pale in his presence.  Meteorologically, we are in for a clear and beautiful day tomorrow with a light easterly breeze in the morning.

What it tell you Kemo Sabi?"

The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, looking at Tonto in amazement, then says

"Tonto you f*ckwit.......Someone has stolen our tent."

:lol: :lol: haha and i was just having a $hit day at work too..

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