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I have learnt....

*Too much alcohol results in drunken phone calls, embarrassment and making friends with the porcelain throne.

* The 'slow lane' is usually the fastest cause no one wants to admit that they're slow.

*It is possible to drive normally in stilettos but it's not great on Mountain runs

And finally

*Driving like a dick when you're angry is usually a dick move.

Can I get some more pearls of wisdom from you ol' farts

so does the person who downs a bottle of scotch

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Hmmm life lessons:

* if you think it's close to breaking it will (at the worst time)

*dont f**k your ex after you break up no good can come from it

*if you don't like a girl don't date her just because you can

*do what you want because if you do what others want you will never be happy

*a bottle of apple vodka is never a good idea

*sleeping next to the fire outside is never a good idea

*just because you can dosent mean you should

I will be back

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Hmmm life lessons:

* if you think it's close to breaking it will (at the worst time)

*dont f**k your ex after you break up no good can come from it

*if you don't like a girl don't date her just because you can

*do what you want because if you do what others want you will never be happy

*a bottle of apple vodka is never a good idea

*sleeping next to the fire outside is never a good idea

*just because you can put a LS1 into a 33 doesn't mean you should

I will be black

FYP

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Hmmm life lessons:

* if you think it's close to breaking it will (at the worst time)

*dont f**k your ex after you break up no good can come from it

*a bottle of apple vodka is never a good idea

I will be back

I learnt all of those a long time ago.

"I'll get to the net petrol station easy" At the top of the hill next to the petrol station. Dead. Roll it down the hill and cruise in. N FTW.

F*cked an ex, got child

In my case it was black Samboca...and my friend puked all over my open shoes. Damn Sri Lankans!

Ive learnt that most chicks that drive imports drive them cause they want to be cool like on "fast n furious" and generally drive pretty unco.. hehe :ph34r::nyaanyaa:

a loud exhaust isn't an indicator of power, usually related to "wank" factor the same as the whoosh and zututututu noises , lol

No matter how good you think you are, there's someone better than you just around the corner...

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When Tony says he'll hook you up he'll just screw you over. ;)

Don't go on mountain runs with Michael.

When Chantalle offers you a glass of wine she really means half a bottle.

Federal 595 SS' are shithouse on the wet.

Zeke is as slow in his Skyline as he is in his Bluebird.

Zeke is just slow :P

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When Tony says he'll hook you up he'll just screw you over.

Don't go on mountain runs with Michael.

When Chantalle offers you a glass of wine she really means half a bottle.

Federal 595 SS' are shithouse on the wet.

Zeke is as slow in his Skyline as he is in his Bluebird.

Zeke is just slow :P

Not cool. :(

* When hunting for skyline parts its never a problem for it to suit a R33, however as soon as the word GTR comes up......."well now thats going to be extra"

* When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, deligate

* The chance of a piece of buttered bread falling butter side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet

* Never play leapfrog with a unicorn :whistling:

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