Mugabetown - Whoretownin' At It's Worst.

[Ants]

My only tallent is making kids cry

or making kids

[MagicMikeZ32]

Or both? lol

[Ants]

Or both? lol

yeah, I guess both lol

[Melly]

My only tallent is making kids cry

You too huh?

or making kids

Or practicing making kids... That sounds much more fun!

[Ants]

You too huh?

Or practicing making kids... That sounds much more fun!

I found out that practising results in actual babies - so all you practicers out there be careful - it's a trap!

[Melly]

I found out that practising results in actual babies - so all you practicers out there be careful - it's a trap!

Thanks for the heads up, I always thought they were dropped off by some giant bird or something...

Wait, I am the girl, aren't I meant to set the trap? Not once have I heard the story go "he tricked me into falling pregnant"

[sneakey pete]

Someone needs to get a male pill working already.

[Melly]

Someone needs to get a male pill working already.

Genius - Get on to it!

[cowdy]

They have.....

[Ants]

They have.....

pls do tell Mr Zac

[Bunta]

People already talking about their tax returns, Jerks ha ha

[Ants]

People already talking about their tax returns, Jerks ha ha

Mr Bunts - I believe you have a few to do lol

[Bunta]

Mr Bunts - I believe you have a few to do lol

Oh no i got them done last year! Anna had already taken them to a guy when I was talking to you! I stopped doing returns because they kept billing me

ha ha. I need to keep up to date now because this next one is going to HURT.

[Ants]

Oh no i got them done last year! Anna had already taken them to a guy when I was talking to you! I stopped doing returns because they kept billing me

ha ha. I need to keep up to date now because this next one is going to HURT.

no worries mate.

If its gonna hurt then you have budged for it already

Makes it that much less painful

[Bunta]

no worries mate.

If its gonna hurt then you have budged for it already

Makes it that much less painful

Yeah I did a rough calculation then added a little and kept it aside, hopefully I can give my self a 'tax return' by over budgeting lol

[Ants]

Yeah I did a rough calculation then added a little and kept it aside, hopefully I can give my self a 'tax return' by over budgeting lol

thats the way to do it.

[Melly]

pls do tell Mr Zac

Google says within 10 years... That's not now!

People already talking about their tax returns, Jerks ha ha

I am not... I still have last years bill to pay waaaaaaa!

[Ants]

I am not... I still have last years bill to pay waaaaaaa!

ouch

[Melly]

ouch

It sucks because according to the ATO calculations I pay enough tax and then after my claims last tax time I still ended up with a $1500 bill!!! They tax me any more than they do and I may as well cut my work in half to compensate! I've never had a bill before and the first year I went to ITP to get my tax done I ended up with a bill, I've had two jobs for my whole working life (been at Hogs as a second job for 7 years and never had the tax bill issue) and last year my income dropped from what it was the previous year and I know my day job taxes me correctly.

[Ants]

It sucks because according to the ATO calculations I pay enough tax and then after my claims last tax time I still ended up with a $1500 bill!!! They tax me any more than they do and I may as well cut my work in half to compensate! I've never had a bill before and the first year I went to ITP to get my tax done I ended up with a bill, I've had two jobs for my whole working life (been at Hogs as a second job for 7 years and never had the tax bill issue) and last year my income dropped from what it was the previous year and I know my day job taxes me correctly.

your first mistake - you went to ITP

Your second mistake - you should have told me earlier

Thirdly and probably more importantly - Let me take a look at last years return - I am confident I can help you and sort that out