Ranting About Random Stuff Time :d

[Cadmoon]

When you slip in dog shit and get turd all over your hands

I hate that.

[mattr33gtst]

I hate that.

Just makes you want to dog shit hand slap a bitch

[Cadmoon]

Just makes you want to dog shit hand slap a bitch

Everything makes me want to do that.

[mattr33gtst]

Everything makes me want to do that.

When mother F*****S blink, like constantly blink blink blinky FN blink

You're just like FOR F SAKE JUST KEEP THEM CLOSED IF OPEN IS THAT FN HARD

[mattr33gtst]

Idiots who say 'mint condition'

Get there and looks like its been stomped on and thrown off a bridge..

Then wont even lower the price $10 for fuel at least...

And finding more & more bog under paint...

All they do is hammer the metal in so they can fit more bog... WTF!

WHO THE F EVEN CAME UP WITH THAT

Mint condition!!! F me swinging, that makes no sense!! What condition is a mint even in??? Round??

Yeah my cars in breath freshening condition, not a scrap of plaque on it!

And what's more, you're right!

They say it's fantastic! Runs sweet! RWC

You get there and it's fully F'D and rusty

STAB STAB STAB

[mattr33gtst]

When old peope can't drive and hit your car, get out yell at you saying your the d**khead that can't drive when they are reversing out on a blind corner really fast. (Wasn't the skyline this was last year)

He got out yelled at me checked his car I got on the phone to call the insurance and he got in his 4x4 that didn't have a scratch and drove off

He didnt think to much. I have his address and his wife came out and was like I'm so sorry

Best way to get around this, break his hip

Old people don't heal like we do

[mattr33gtst]

flamin mongrels who don't have their dogs on leashes in a public area. Some wanker with a huge f**king dog ran for another dog, I was passing him, hit the dog, over the handle bars I go, fractured my left arm, my right arm is badly sprained. I can't do anything. Can barely hold a cup of coffee.

To make it worse the flamin mongrel didn't even stop, but he was quick to put his dog back on a leash.

4 weeks in compression bandages and a straight jacket type sling. Had the option of a cast but declined,it would've been from my shoulder to my wrist.

In that case you get up on your non broken legs, chase the owner down and seeing as your arms are broken

Head butt him to death

[Josh080691]

In that case you get up on your non broken legs, chase the owner down and seeing as your arms are broken

Head butt him to death

Haha you sir are a genious

[mattr33gtst]

Haha you sir are a genious

Why thank you my good sir

[defari]

Lol! I have this picture in my head of running at him, launching myself into a planking stance in mid air, and boom, flying head butt.

[mattr33gtst]

Lol! I have this picture in my head of running at him, launching myself into a planking stance in mid air, and boom, flying head butt.

BAHAHAA This is perfection!!!!

[mattr33gtst]

I can picture it, like a human spear with flailing broken arms gliding graciously through the air towards said dog walker.

Important to remember to bite on impact like a savage piranha

[mattr33gtst]

Can you tell why I'm raging today?

[defari]

Shagged spark plug perhaps?

[RandomHero83]

WHO THE F EVEN CAME UP WITH THAT

Mint condition!!! F me swinging, that makes no sense!! What condition is a mint even in??? Round??

Yeah my cars in breath freshening condition, not a scrap of plaque on it!

And what's more, you're right!

They say it's fantastic! Runs sweet! RWC

You get there and it's fully F'D and rusty

STAB STAB STAB

Mint condition as in freshly Minted...Coins and currency are Minted so mint condition is another way of saying like new.

Oh and as for a rant: f**k people named peter that create extra work for no reason at all, they should be used to test the buoyancy of anchors

[Melly]

Mint condition as in freshly Minted...Coins and currency are Minted so mint condition is another way of saying like new.

Oh and as for a rant: f**k people named peter that create extra work for no reason at all, they should be used to test the buoyancy of anchors

I know a lot of other people that should be used to test the buoyancy of anchors also...

[mattr33gtst]

Ahhhh!!!!!! I see

I lost the game of Internet today

[Captain Natro]

When you just mop the floor and you'd dumb f**k mate walks in and puts mud everywhere

[t5iv]

When bogans put a shit V8 in a Skyline...

[Captain Natro]

When bogans put a shit V8 in a Skyline...

When people whinge about how shit my car is even though its faster than there's