inark Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 someone on their way to work this morning was held up in traffic cause someone hit a cow he said it looked like a Nissan Skyline... a fairly newish one too. so who was it!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKY031 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 :spcow: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-920923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
(B1) MR_fanny Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 a cow??....which suburb was this?....lol i can understand a dog but a cow?? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-921233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymonkey Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 wo let the cows out? sure he wasn't referring to an obese person? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-921243 Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkey Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 I dont know if it was a Skyline but a truck driver that comes into work told me that a cow got splattered so it must have been hit f**kin hard. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-921486 Share on other sites More sharing options...
inark Posted July 6, 2004 Author Share Posted July 6, 2004 he said it was one of those "flash fibreglass front like cars" and there wasnt much left of the front end... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-921741 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rs73 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 i think i heard the radio said it happens around hampton park... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-921905 Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-SPEC Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 IT WAAZZZZZZZ MEEEEEEE lol..a cow o_O Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 lol holy shit Does insurances cover that lol man that wood hurt the car Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-SPEC Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 lol...imagine trying to tell the people at just cars that on the phone... "Um...i've jsut been in a accident...i hit a cow..." Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doxximus Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 atm we have a few weeks old (forgot how old really) bull at our house, so no, it wasnt me, and yes, it wasnt my cow Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
predator Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 maybe he was really desperate for a fresh steak? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rs73 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 maybe he was really desperate for a fresh steak? Good thinking. Make sure the car got a sharp-edge GT wing. Drift the car's tail towards the cow & hopefully slice off some chunks of meat off the poor beast. Then drive to work with a porterhouse slowly cooking under the bonnet.... Hmm.. where's my pepper shaker....? Hope I didn't leave it at home... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
inark Posted July 6, 2004 Author Share Posted July 6, 2004 Lol Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Junky Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Damn my car stinks now. Blood everywhere Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Junky Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 jk Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMc Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 I was walking to the city the smorning, minding my own business. I looked up and there it twoz, a giant glorious bovine ( of the black and white variety ). and i sez to im i sez - "scooz me mister happy-chewy-on-the-grass-casual-cowwy could you please move for me please now?" and the roo00ood bugger-ra had da noive to say "moOOOOoooOOOoov", SUNNUVA! i sez to im i sez " i ask-ed k-nicely, you don't want me to ask-ed knives-ly doos ya?" and he said "AAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaahhh-- sh!t far|< CU[rre]NT bituaman MoooOOOooOOooo sonnova, mooOOOo .........." as i stabbed him repeatedly wit' my cheese-sandwich, then as he raannnd awayz from my super-firey-pickle manuvere, a vee-twelve torana went straight thru him at 900 km/h ....... yours truly, mybrudda. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922680 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMc Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 j/k, k. ps i'm not 180datsun or whoever, k. mmm... good. time for bed... and cheese, gotta have some.... hope i didn't offend any cows, or cheese-sandwiches.. i'm glad if mybrudda was offended...... oooo ooo oo, hello mom. i'd like to thank god... for creating the bovinus-fattimus-withcheesimus, aka quarter-pounder wit cheese. going now, won't disturb you ne more. k? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Junky Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 The above two posts compell me to remind you all. Kids, Dont smoke Crack. BASS OUT Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 An old friend of mine's sister who lived in Adelaide bought a Pulsar in Melbourne. So after the purchase she and her sister drove it back to Adelaide and just before Ballarat the car was totalled when she hit (and very much killed) a Shetland Pony. It was actually the car in front of her that hit the pony initially but there was no way she could miss it either. She felt pretty good about killing her sisters new car and a little girls pet pony all at once! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/45167-who-hit-a-cow/#findComment-922699 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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