Boat Jokes - Best Comebacks

[kingtube69]

Hi All,

I cop a lot of boat jokes from my mates (I drive a R33 GTST) - They drive S15s, R32s etc

What are your best comebacks to boat jokes? This isn't a thread for boat jokes, rather comebacks to these.

[GH05T]

am i doing it right

[Ben C34]

I'd say nah. Your cars a boat.

It doesn't even float dick head.

Have you looked at a boat, they are heaps different.

My car has wheels and no propeller.

Then say sticks and stones can hurt my bones but names will never hurt me.

[Kinkstaah]

The best comeback is to own it and carry an oar inside the car at all times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4LxPoMkoZk

[Anfanee]

Can mods move this to the wasteland where it deserves to be please?

[Jordy32]

Just laugh it off, or embrace the boat

Unless you're actually getting bullied, in which case i'd suggest new friends

Can mods move this to the wasteland where it deserves to be please?

^ +1

[junkie]

time for some new friends this boat stuff is old and lame, people still think its somehow amusing

[RBrennan25]

S15's and R32's are giving you a hard time!? Tell them the only good thing that comes in 2 litres is milk.

Or better yet 400rwkw and tell them it's powerboat

[Anfanee]

how cute, the toys are fighting themselves.

[sydking]

Its only an issue if you actaully care.

Not even worth a comeback, To my its like someone saying.......... Oh you you have a bank accoutn full of money hahaha il laugh at you now.

Laugh all you want you aint getting the cash or the 33

Way more important things in life to worry about.

One mans trash is another mans treassure

[RBrennan25]

I love boat jokes

[hardsteppa]

It doesn't even float dick head.

Have you looked at a boat, they are heaps different.

farkin LOOOL

on the other hand

Tell them the only good thing that comes in 2 litres is milk.

jeezuz that's bad. What about orange juice? that sh&t is delicious.

anyone ever tells me it's a boat I say "it's not a boat it's a yacht"....and enjoy the confused look on their faces.

[niZmO_Man]

I usually buy OJ in 3L bottles.

[cav33r]

Your mums a boat.

[TezGT-R]

We need a tug to tow this into the wasteland asap.

[hardsteppa]

I plan on having one later, don't worry.

[dyl33]

It's not a boat don't worry they jelly.

[Hertz Donut]

Sneak into their house while they're out and hook up an explosive device to their toilet, with a pressure switch attached to the seat. Write "Boom" a few sections in on the toilet roll.

Sleep with their mother/daughter.

Steal their identity and empty their bank account.

Boil their pet in a pot on their stove.

Wait until they're asleep and tie them up and tattoo a penis on their face.

Shrug it off as harmless joking around.

Your choice.

[Nismo 3.2ish]

Yeah, beautiful , isn't she

[anon32]

Isnt the 33 only 40kg heavier than a s15? 1300 r33 - 1260 s15

Edited May 19, 2015 by anon32