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Ben C34 Grand Master

Ben C34

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I'd say nah. Your cars a boat.

It doesn't even float dick head.

Have you looked at a boat, they are heaps different.

My car has wheels and no propeller.

Then say sticks and stones can hurt my bones but names will never hurt me.

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sydking

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Its only an issue if you actaully care.

Not even worth a comeback, To my its like someone saying.......... Oh you you have a bank accoutn full of money hahaha il laugh at you now.

Laugh all you want you aint getting the cash or the 33 :)

Way more important things in life to worry about.

One mans trash is another mans treassure

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hardsteppa Grand Master

hardsteppa

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It doesn't even float dick head.

Have you looked at a boat, they are heaps different.

farkin LOOOL

on the other hand

Tell them the only good thing that comes in 2 litres is milk.

jeezuz that's bad. What about orange juice? that sh&t is delicious.

anyone ever tells me it's a boat I say "it's not a boat it's a yacht"....and enjoy the confused look on their faces.

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Hertz Donut Proficient

Hertz Donut

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Sneak into their house while they're out and hook up an explosive device to their toilet, with a pressure switch attached to the seat. Write "Boom" a few sections in on the toilet roll.

Sleep with their mother/daughter.

Steal their identity and empty their bank account.

Boil their pet in a pot on their stove.

Wait until they're asleep and tie them up and tattoo a penis on their face.

Shrug it off as harmless joking around.

Your choice.

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