Boat Jokes - Best Comebacks

[kingtube69]

R33 is close to 1390 KG and an R32 isn't much lighter. Sorry if this is in the wrong area - Happy for it to go elsewhere.

Awesome comebacks... Might even but the oar

[ianmack79]

Tell them " the only boating I do is motor boating with your mum!"

[GTR-N1]

A flotilla is planned for next year's Gay Mardi Gras.

[JTCC]

R33 is close to 1390 KG and an R32 isn't much lighter. Sorry if this is in the wrong area - Happy for it to go elsewhere.

Awesome comebacks... Might even but the oar

You sure that is correct? I thought the series 1 r32 gtr weighed 1430 KG and the series 2 were 50 KG heavier. The r33 is 1530 KG....the r34 even hevier.

[zebra]

Go to the drag strip, chop kunts

drive off into the sunset

[Anfanee]

Go to the drag strip, chop kunts

drive off into the sunset

[dyl33]

You sure that is correct? I thought the series 1 r32 gtr weighed 1430 KG and the series 2 were 50 KG heavier. The r33 is 1530 KG....the r34 even hevier.

I went on a weigh bridge the other week and my car r33 gtst s2 weighs 1287kg? Am I missing some car

[hardsteppa]

more likely just some words. gtr not gtst.

[dyl33]

Oh my bad gtr.

[Gts-t]

There is no comebac, once you own a r33 your dead.

Then again atleast its not a stagea those things are aids

[JTCC]

Oh my bad gtr

So in other words yes, you are missing some car. No other reason to really own a skyline is there? Even then, from looking at other owners of GTST, your car seems a lot lighter. Either you have done some extensive weight reduction or the scales are not accurate. I was giving stock weights.

[dyl33]

Da fcuk you say'in

[hardsteppa]

He's sayin is a top bloke and is just trollin.. Relax bro

[hardsteppa]

Lol, love the PC auto-correct

[wht510]

There is no comebac, once you own a r33 your dead.

Then again atleast its not a stagea those things are aids

At least with a Stagea, there's enough room to fit your mum in it....

(yes, it's a shit joke, but I had to get in there before someone else did....)

[Anfanee]

At least with a Stagea, there's enough room to fit your mum in it....

(yes, it's a shit joke, but I had to get in there before someone else did....)

Your too late mate, everyone has already been there. And by there i mean in your mum.

[wht510]

BAHahahahaha... It has begun!

[luke gtr]

Get some ho's.

Boats n ho's.....

[Anfanee]

[scotty nm35]

Then again atleast its not a stagea those things are aids

Lol, if only you could keep up you would be able to throw more insults.