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R33 is close to 1390 KG and an R32 isn't much lighter. Sorry if this is in the wrong area - Happy for it to go elsewhere.

Awesome comebacks... Might even but the oar ;)

You sure that is correct? I thought the series 1 r32 gtr weighed 1430 KG and the series 2 were 50 KG heavier. The r33 is 1530 KG....the r34 even hevier.

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Oh my bad gtr

So in other words yes, you are missing some car. No other reason to really own a skyline is there? Even then, from looking at other owners of GTST, your car seems a lot lighter. Either you have done some extensive weight reduction or the scales are not accurate. I was giving stock weights.

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There is no comebac, once you own a r33 your dead.

Then again atleast its not a stagea those things are aids

At least with a Stagea, there's enough room to fit your mum in it.... :whistling:

(yes, it's a shit joke, but I had to get in there before someone else did....)

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At least with a Stagea, there's enough room to fit your mum in it.... :whistling:

(yes, it's a shit joke, but I had to get in there before someone else did....)

Your too late mate, everyone has already been there. And by there i mean in your mum.

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