kingtube69 Posted May 19, 2015 Author Share Posted May 19, 2015 R33 is close to 1390 KG and an R32 isn't much lighter. Sorry if this is in the wrong area - Happy for it to go elsewhere. Awesome comebacks... Might even but the oar Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7536619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianmack79 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Tell them " the only boating I do is motor boating with your mum!" 2 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7536626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTR-N1 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 A flotilla is planned for next year's Gay Mardi Gras. 1 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7536734 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTCC Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 R33 is close to 1390 KG and an R32 isn't much lighter. Sorry if this is in the wrong area - Happy for it to go elsewhere. Awesome comebacks... Might even but the oar You sure that is correct? I thought the series 1 r32 gtr weighed 1430 KG and the series 2 were 50 KG heavier. The r33 is 1530 KG....the r34 even hevier. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538129 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebra Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Go to the drag strip, chop kunts drive off into the sunset 1 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538134 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anfanee Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Go to the drag strip, chop kunts drive off into the sunset 1 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyl33 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 You sure that is correct? I thought the series 1 r32 gtr weighed 1430 KG and the series 2 were 50 KG heavier. The r33 is 1530 KG....the r34 even hevier. I went on a weigh bridge the other week and my car r33 gtst s2 weighs 1287kg? Am I missing some car Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardsteppa Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 more likely just some words. gtr not gtst. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyl33 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Oh my bad gtr. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gts-t Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 There is no comebac, once you own a r33 your dead. Then again atleast its not a stagea those things are aids Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538342 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTCC Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Oh my bad gtr So in other words yes, you are missing some car. No other reason to really own a skyline is there? Even then, from looking at other owners of GTST, your car seems a lot lighter. Either you have done some extensive weight reduction or the scales are not accurate. I was giving stock weights. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dyl33 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Da fcuk you say'in 1 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7538457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardsteppa Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 He's sayin is a top bloke and is just trollin.. Relax bro Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7539073 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardsteppa Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 Lol, love the PC auto-correct Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7539076 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht510 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 There is no comebac, once you own a r33 your dead. Then again atleast its not a stagea those things are aids At least with a Stagea, there's enough room to fit your mum in it.... (yes, it's a shit joke, but I had to get in there before someone else did....) Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7540856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anfanee Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 At least with a Stagea, there's enough room to fit your mum in it.... (yes, it's a shit joke, but I had to get in there before someone else did....) Your too late mate, everyone has already been there. And by there i mean in your mum. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7540857 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wht510 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 BAHahahahaha... It has begun! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7540863 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke gtr Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Get some ho's. Boats n ho's..... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7541002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anfanee Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 1 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7541007 Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty nm35 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Then again atleast its not a stagea those things are aids Lol, if only you could keep up you would be able to throw more insults. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/456738-boat-jokes-best-comebacks/page/2/#findComment-7541008 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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