Vic Wasteland Thread - 15.0

[Miguelone]

Talking like you have a bayside blue nonspec 34

[Leroy Peterson]

Talking like you have a bayside blue nonspec 34

you going to nationals?

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

When's the xtrail nationals?

[Miguelone]

you going to nationals?

Might come for a look, not entering anything doe.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

It's not often you can utter the phrase "That shit is crazy... even for Pete Evans"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3243053/Nicola-Robinson-celebrates-dog-s-monthly-cycle-declares-training-pooch-sync-moon.html

But here we are...

[Birds]

Paleo Pete

Hide yo babies

[Miguelone]

How can that bish be that hippy dippy with that much plastic surgery.

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

I hate him so f**king much.

You watch him talking on MKR and you just know he's got no idea what he's on about.

All he does is stare past the camera thinking about the 30 dead hookers in his freezer

[Birds]

Srs face

This apple crumble...............

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Dramatic music

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........it's delicious....

Overwhitened veneer smile on back drop of fake tan

...it just melts in my mouth and it...has this fresh quality that takes me back to my paleo childhood

And that's pretty much every MKR episode ever

[Down_Shift]

That's how my resume would look for a mkr judge job..

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Well you certainly don't need to be a successful chef

[Leroy Peterson]

The last 15 years of reality TV has taught me to not watch reality TV. Unless its foreign (western world excluded)

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Duh

[Rekin]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-22/vw-admits-11-million-cars-have-pollution-test-cheating-device/6796740

& HWP makes me do a full EPA test

[emts]

haha classy

http://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/volkswagen-diesel-scandal-goes-global-includes-other-brands-still-no-word-on-australia/story-fnjwucvh-1227539351775

EDIT: damn you pat.

[blah_blah]

Talking like you have a bayside blue nonspec 34

I see what you did there

[Leroy Peterson]

There's cutting corners... And then there's VW.

But seriously emissions regs are slowly killing the quality of motors.

[Birds]

There is no actual reality tv because reality tv was boring, it was watching boring people do boring things with other boring people, no matter how well they auditioned it.

Even if a show is not scripted, and most of them are, they are storyboarded and edited to buggery and people are told how to act and react, retakes are done over and over.

The successful formula these days seems to be a contest/judged shit where 90% of the show is a long drawn out cliffhanger wait for the judge's decision like they have to really think hard whether they like what they see/eat/hear. This seems to exist solely for promotions and ad cuts. The other 10% is product placement.

tl;dr nothing on tv or the internet or radio or in newspapers is real

[Birds]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-22/vw-admits-11-million-cars-have-pollution-test-cheating-device/6796740

& HWP makes me do a full EPA test

Bet they won't make VW owners pay for their emissions tests

Sucks that we get a tune that makes the car more efficient and less polluting and get defected for it lol

[emts]

tl;dr nothing on tv or the internet or radio or in newspapers is real

if you wanted real why would you be watching tv and not out doing it?