Vic Wasteland Thread - 15.0

[funkymonkey]

When you going? If it lines up with my r&r I'll gate crash like I did Birds' Singapore trip haha

gettin married in Singapore in Dec. religious ceremony with the wife's entire fam.

[dezz]

Going to Singapore at the end of this month

Tips for tourist shit to do pls

I don't particularly like Asian food so don't bother with all those suggestions

Jetsetter. What lounges will you be in?

If you like shopping for overpriced designer shit..

You know who the f**k you're talking to?

[HEKT1K]

Jetsetter. What lounges will you be in?

You know who the f**k you're talking to?

No lounges. I'm not travelling for work

[dezz]

No lounges. I'm not travelling for work

Oh, so you're an actual jetsetter

[Birds]

Pays for his travelled lifestyle; true baller

[HEKT1K]

Related - got this email the other day

Dear Paul and Ric, my name is Galina I'm an assistant of consul in the
Belarusian Embassy. I'm sure you have returned from Belarus and I hope
that you enjoyed this trip.
Unfortunately it was confusion and I thought that you need urgent
Belarusian visa (because I've got the confirmation of payment 120 euro
for each of you). And now I understand that it was a mistake. Both of
you have received the urgent visas (consular fee for each was 120
euro).And now I must pay my 120 euro for this mistake.
Also I understand that you can ignore this message, but could you add
only 60 euro to the Embassy's account for your visas, and I'll add 60
euro too. It will be the best decision and you will help me to decide
our common problem.
Thank you, I hope to your understanding.

Galina pls

[dezz]

help to her understanding Monica

[Birds]

Random scam or legit bish you've encountered trying to get you to fix their fk up?

[HEKT1K]

Random scam or legit bish you've encountered trying to get you to fix their fk up?

Nah I legitimately went to Belarus

I did think the lightning fast visa turnaround time was strange at first.. then I considered the likely workload of the Belarusian embassy in Australia lol

[Leroy Peterson]

[Birds]

Nah I legitimately went to Belarus

I did think the lightning fast visa turnaround time was strange at first.. then I considered the likely workload of the Belarusian embassy in Australia lol

So you do technically owe money? Sounded scammish

[HEKT1K]

Nah I don't owe her anything, she just processed the visas incorrectly and is now trying to recoup some euros off me

I have some of their (worthless) rubles left, might post them to her for lulz

[Birds]

I feel like in not paying her you're going to drastically affect their GDP

[HEKT1K]

They won't learn otherwise

Also it's their fault for being communist

[Odium]

Went to Teppenyaki in Doncaster last night with some friends...

Been there for 30 seconds and the chef pointed at two of my mates and asked if they were dating each other, two blokes... one grabbed the hand of the other and said "We're going through a rough patch"... then the Chef says "I've just got one quick question, which one is the bitch?"

Set the mood pretty quickly for a night of lols and airborne food.

[Birds]

They won't learn otherwise

Also it's their fault for being communist

Hence her desire to have you take common ownership of her f**k up

Should reply to her email

Bitch please, have Lenin pick up the bill

[funkymonkey]

Hence her desire to have you take common ownership of her f**k up

Should reply to her email

Bitch please, have Lenin pick up the bill

I believe you meant "Putin work, bitch"

[HEKT1K]

They had an "election" yesterday

Incumbent president won 83.5% of the vote to storm to his 5th successive victory

[Odium]

And I assume no limitation on successive terms?"

"I'mmmmmmmm richhhhh biiiiatch!"

[Mohsen]

worker: its on the mornington pen-in-soola