Vic Wasteland Thread - 15.0

[emts]

don't worry about it, think positive that it will not happen,,,

 

 with the way they keep putting up the retirement age you won't get to retire.

 

see feel better now?

[UNR33L]

Dunno what I'd do if I retired below 50, cocaine and hookers probably.

[Leroy Peterson]

16 minutes ago, UNR33L said:

Dunno what I'd do if I retired below 50, cocaine and hookers probably.

say that when you 45.

bonsai, golf, Bob Ross painting, wearing speedos at the beach during the busiest beach days of the years, clogging up shopping centres, blocking traffic during peak hour, water aerobics... theres just TOO much to do when retired.

[UNR33L]

Don't forget standing around naked in the gym change rooms 

[Birds]

As a gym junkie I've disturbingly seen enough old man cock and grey pubes to last me several lifetimes

[Birds]

On 9/13/2016 at 5:25 PM, L33SH said:

 

 

MGE? Just get him out of Gold Nova 1 first mate

 

Well shit, it's only taken 6 months...

Global by xmas?

[L33SH]

Well shit, it's only taken 6 months...

 
 

Grats babes

[Birds]

Rage during a warmup = troll level: master

[UNR33L]

Woohoo, played one where my whole team was LEs, 2 of them sounded 12 ( actually was 12 and 15 years old) 

Made me even more confused about CS Ranks (they were bad )

[Birds]

I had that lastnight vs a wallhacker, who was unashamedly telling his team mates where I was lurking each and every time

People boost each other in queues, like Mr Popo there, who had comments on his profile about hacking and then his team mates...the ones without private profiles...had comments on theirs about Mr Popo boosting them with hacks...

[UNR33L]

Yeh more youngen teenagers hack / boost for the e-fame of higher ranks me thinks. We all remember cheating back when we were 14 right?  

[Rekin]

6 hours ago, UNR33L said:

If anything goes wrong with the GTR just upgrade it with aftermarket parts, probably a lot out there compared to some of those Audis

I wonder if I'd still be a manchild by the time I could afford a decent 35, smart thing would be pay off mortgage but #yolo right? Probably sell GS once it gets to like 100,000kms.. so about another 4 years, still going strong this thing.. only at 58k so no reason to get rid of it really apart from the usual 'getting over it'

Paying off mortgage only relevant if you are retiring.  Your property would be growing faster in value than what you can pay off in addition to the mortgage. I say yolo. 

Unless you planning to be some multi-property mogul and need as much equity now to borrow against 

[Birds]

Can't he plan to own one house and pay it off? Why is there no middle ground with you Patrick?

[Rekin]

11 minutes ago, Birds said:

Can't he plan to own one house and pay it off? Why is there no middle ground with you Patrick?

Win big or lose hard. There is no middle. 

[Count Grantleyish]

5 hours ago, Birds said:

As a gym junkie I've disturbingly seen enough old man cock and grey pubes to last me several lifetimes

Good thing I haven't seen such thing. 

[Leroy Peterson]

Friend bought a property almost a year ago. single not-very-significant-income. House came with tenants, decides to let them stay instead of move in (sick of living at home, but who says no to rent).

He knew the tenants were filthy, no screening process because existing tenants (how does that work?). Not surprisingly they pay rent late, lately not paying at all. Real Estate doesnt notice, so he emails the agent. Few weeks pass, agent says "sorry lol been on holiday, whoops, lets get this sorted". Goes to the Tenancy Tribunal people and sits there waiting in queue.

Then talks to me about plan to use equity to buy another place in the near future. Have fun with that. meanwhile, miserable at parents place because sibling had a baby in a trifecta relationship (VWL-worthy SJW story that one) and the bread-winner wasnt a biological parent so when shit went down the parents got kicked out. Funny, but not funny.

[Count Grantleyish]

Liam, do tell know about that "a baby in a trifecta relationship" thingy. 

[Birds]

I would also like to do know about the trifecta thing

[emts]

2nd trifeca story.

Side note anyone spent much time in Brisbane?

meant to be doing a thurs/fri up there for work and was thinking of staying on for the weekend. avoiding parents at all cost!

or should I just hire a car and head down to Gold Coast?

 

either way time for some super fresh Morton bay bug action.

 

 

EDIT: apparently that now a 3rd.... seems appropriate.

[UNR33L]

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