Vic Wasteland Thread - 15.0

[Count Grantleyish]

There's an Essendon airport? 

Surrounded by shopping centres and stealerships, yes there's an airport.

[TiTAN]

That brings us neatly to a very important question, Why is there a Mercedes dealership at/just outside the Melbourne airport?

[emts]

friend used to use it a log, drop of car for service on way up to syd in morning, pick up car on way home and no need to pay for parking.

[UNR33L]

So when the Chinese land in Melbourne they can just buy one on the way to auction, duh. 

[Leroy Peterson]

Why is there Victoria Secrets in every Aus international airport?
I always wondered, then when Sydney was getting reamed by traffic control and every flight was delayed, people go to EVERY shop just for something to do. Then people buy stuff. I reckon those businesses only need maybe 4-5 disaster days a year to make their money

[Count Grantleyish]

4 hours ago, TiTAN said:

That brings us neatly to a very important question, Why is there a Mercedes dealership at/just outside the Melbourne airport?

That's a excellent question. 

I've no idea. 

[Count Grantleyish]

2 hours ago, Leroy Peterson said:

Why is there Victoria Secrets in every Aus international airport?
 

Mile high club?

[Daz]

Next stock I'm calling is SW1

IMO will be over $1 mid next year

 

My last call was BIG at 20c it's now at $2

 

dyor

 

[Birds]

3 hours ago, Leroy Peterson said:

Why is there Victoria Secrets in every Aus international airport?
I always wondered, then when Sydney was getting reamed by traffic control and every flight was delayed, people go to EVERY shop just for something to do. Then people buy stuff. I reckon those businesses only need maybe 4-5 disaster days a year to make their money

You may have just uncovered the reason why a form of transportation built around near perfect number crunching and mechanical reliability is less punctual than a bus.

[Down_Shift]

Parking is $10 in Docklands and yep, free tram zone. 

Am 16km in distance to city so unless I bring the Ebike into the office and charge it at my desk.... it's not possible? 
They're pretty pricey those Ebikes! Might as well get a motorcycle, plus I've always wanted one and seems like an extra excuse to get one me thinks.

Quick question for everyone, how does a deaf person know when to stop wiping their rear end after a poop???

[Birds]

Surely you mean blind...

I'd run with the 15 wipe system, the assumption that after 15 wipes there should be nothing left anyway

[TiTAN]

Quick question for everyone, how does a deaf person know when to stop wiping their rear end after a poop???

They are deaf, not blind.

But, why wouldn't you just ask grant?

[Count Grantleyish]

"Normal" people have five senses right?

When one lose a sense and the remaining senses are heightened (not sure if it's right word).

For example, me - I'm deaf as pole as y'all know, i go to the toilets and do my business and when it's time to wipe, I go by feeling between my butts with toilet paper of course.

Also you can judge by looks if you're flexible like pole dancers - that being said I'm sure they don't do that way.

Or you could heed Birds advice and do 15 wipe system.

Please try these and report back I'm sure we all would love to know.

[Count Grantleyish]

On the subject of e-bikes.

Surely they're expensive as everyone first looked, although there's a couple of benefits - no licence and registration is needed until the government decides it is needed which won't happen I reckon as it's still a "bicycle"

[joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo]

Quick question for everyone, how does a deaf person know when to stop wiping their rear end after a poop???

Literally the dumbest thing I have read in 2017

[Leroy Peterson]

open up, put it in

[Down_Shift]

On 10/14/2017 at 6:10 PM, joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo said:

Literally the dumbest thing I have read in 2017

 

Welcome to my workplace on Fridays, I'll see what other knowledge I can share with you guys this Friday.

[Down_Shift]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3777723/cyclist-runs-for-his-life-after-electric-bike-explodes-in-a-fireball-under-his-bum/

Still deciding whether to Ebike or motorbike.

[TiTAN]

It goes both ways.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/motorbike-catches-fire-on-west-gate-bridge-20160218-gmy00k.html

[Down_Shift]

pros and cons of each incident?