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I hate him so f**king much.

You watch him talking on MKR and you just know he's got no idea what he's on about.

All he does is stare past the camera thinking about the 30 dead hookers in his freezer

Srs face

This apple crumble...............

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Dramatic music

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........it's delicious....

Overwhitened veneer smile on back drop of fake tan

...it just melts in my mouth and it...has this fresh quality that takes me back to my paleo childhood

And that's pretty much every MKR episode ever

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There is no actual reality tv because reality tv was boring, it was watching boring people do boring things with other boring people, no matter how well they auditioned it.

Even if a show is not scripted, and most of them are, they are storyboarded and edited to buggery and people are told how to act and react, retakes are done over and over.

The successful formula these days seems to be a contest/judged shit where 90% of the show is a long drawn out cliffhanger wait for the judge's decision like they have to really think hard whether they like what they see/eat/hear. This seems to exist solely for promotions and ad cuts. The other 10% is product placement.

tl;dr nothing on tv or the internet or radio or in newspapers is real

Bet they won't make VW owners pay for their emissions tests

Sucks that we get a tune that makes the car more efficient and less polluting and get defected for it lol

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