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I actually don't know what to do this time.... Every party has something I strongly oppose

Guessing this has something to do with the anti asylum seeker stance of the two major parties and the one pro asylum party being a bunch of short sighted hippie f**ks

Guessing this has something to do with the anti asylum seeker stance of the two major parties and the one pro asylum party being a bunch of short sighted hippie f**ks

Close... I'm not down with the asylum seeker policy of either major, labor is looking to attack the banks, liberal are pretending negative gearing and CGT will never be an issue and the greens are idiots.

Since the political candidates are of such great character and I cant choose between them, I will be doodling a dick and balls on the ballot paper and they can count that. I'll be tuning out of anything political in the media for the next couple of months. I'd rather vote for Pauline Hanson than any of the current clowns.

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/electoral-commission-rules-penis-drawn-on-ballot-paper-a-vote-for-the-greens/

In a landmark decision, AEC Federal Coordinator Faye Splushman said that the male genital best represents The Greens and what they stand for.

“Each year, there are so many dicks,” she said.

“There’s honestly thousands, maybe tens of thousands. So we’ve ruled this year that all the scribbled dicks on ballot papers should go to the biggest collection of dicks in the country,”

“That being said, if you’re talented enough to draw an arsehole, then we’ll give that vote to the Liberals. If you put letters where you’re supposed to put numbers, we’ll assume you’re dumb enough to vote for The Nationals. If you leave the whole thing blank, then we’ll assume you were trying to vote for Bill Shorten,” she said.

Good ol' Life Education...

I remember every year when we got to the bullying part they got the 4 biggest kids to stand around the smallest kid and try to get him to have a ciggie. They made us say "C'mon 4 eyes, behind the shed"

every year... same kid... LOL

Yeah because that's exactly how peer pressure works

Modern scenario:

Hey can I try one of those? f**k you buy your own, I have to save for my first house in Richmond

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