Help required to navigate Melbourne

[someonestolecc]

Gday,

I'm headin down to melbourne this sunday to pickup my car, I never been to melbourne before.

All I know is i'll be near the domestic airport (the one NOT out at whoop whoop) and I'd like to do a spot of shopping before I go back to sydney.

Considering it'll be sunday can anyone recommend where i can do some clothes shoppin and have a nice bite to eat and a coffee?

Any help and directions appreciated.

[Mr. Oizo]

Chapel St is good, but find a parking spot elsewhere and just walk, it's much easier.

[inark]

which airport?

[inark]

dont know why i typed that.... i meant which car u getting CC?? u getting the ceffy afterall?

[someonestolecc]

off topic nark. *WHAP!* I'll talk to you on sunday/money

i'm getting into the airport thats closer to melbourne than the other one.. i dont even know what its called.

is it far to chapel street from there?

[someonestolecc]

Oh yeah. wanna take me shoppin in CEF-ZLA nark?

[inark]

lol if u want i live no where enar the airport tho

[someonestolecc]

so is chapel street far from the airport darK?

[inark]

not really... well sort of... and dont go there its where wankers and wannabes shop.

[Roy]

LOL... just head straight to Sydney rd and head up the Hume Highway back to NSW. Albury has better shopping then Melb:)

Hawthorn has pretty good shopping for clothes and things, or so i found, plenty pf chatty shop assistants who all wanted my seed too.

[someonestolecc]

Hume Hwy? Isn't that the slower way?

I'm confused.

Hawthorn is in Melbourne isn't it?

What's pf mean?

You sell weed?

I don't get it.

I'm confused.

I hope being in Melbourne ain't gonna be like talking to you geezers.

HEllLLLLPPP!!! I just wanna buy some shirts just like peter andre ok?

[inark]

lmao!

man when u get here gimmie a call we'll organise something

i'll pm u my mobile

[krzysiu]

Welcome to hook turns

[adznight]

ROFL!!!! Biggest mistake is asking any of these bums where you should and shouldn't go Just head for the CBD, Chapel Sreet and Bridge Road and you can't go wrong. Chapel st is a little more expensive, it's all the name brand stuff where as Bridge Rd is a little cheaper as it has factory outlets etc. Good luck!

[inark]

moorabbin is even cheaper.... but its on the other side of the city out my way... factory outlets as well but cheaper than bridge rd... theres also smith street... not bad...

adz likes all the poofy stuff... dont listen to him

[adznight]

Bend over bitch......

[SLIM V 2.1.0]

:bananaman

[martydaman]

DFO mate... cheapest stuff there, next door to an airport too

Chapel is great if you got deep pockets

[Horus]

for a cheap designer factory outlet near the city try the factory outlet on Malvern road just across the road from the williams street maccas....I always have fun there

[someonestolecc]

Thanks guys..

Adzmax - thanks mate will try to checkkkk it ouuuut.

Slim - LOL! thats twice ive read posts today and seen just a banana.. how rand i love it

Thanks Marty and Horus will keep those in mind.

Hopefully my mate will be able to get work off that nite so we can bum around a bit and drive in the night ssome.

Basically I don't care bout gettin DKNY, versace, gucci, prada, vaton etc etc I realise mel would be great for that if i was a millionaire and wanted to burn cash on some threads but yeah.

On the other hand full on factory outlets i dont care i dont wear trackies (cept at home) and nike, polo and all that gear is pretty lame if you're just buying for the brand IMO.

I DO like the occasional non descript stuff so thats what im tryin to find.. cluey t-shirts, nice dress tops, maybe some jeans whatever .. shieeet that when i come back to sydney some random hottie will come up to me and be like "hi nice clothes can i suck you off?" then ill be like "yeaa thats the true beauty you're seeing and its the best way to get to know me".. then ill punch bob in the eye and jump out the window with my cape.

WOOO best adventure EVARRRR.

krzysiu - As for the hook turn i think meggala will have to demonstrate first - I've heard about it.. seen it.. i still dont get it.

Thanx again guys will let you know how I go.. im scared... very scared but yeah thanks for the street names ill look em up on the day when i get a street directory and try to plan it so it's on the way back to sydney from the airport.