Quote's??

[Keegs]

In my 1)extreme boredom and 2)extremely lame attmept to get everyone to talk more, I have created this thread. The idea, obviously, is to post quotes, preferably car related but its not compulsory. Ones of a humerous nature would be much better than ones that come with realistic goal in mind ...A fine example of this could be degrading the riced and rediculous.

[Dynamix]

Ohh dear matt, you need a hobby.

[Keegs]

Ohh dear matt, you need a hobby.

it's sitting in the garage with slick tyres...

[japtaxi]

hehe had similar quote thing at work but they write it on whiteboard in lunch/kitchen room instead..

some quotes I can still remember:

"remind me not to heat up my salad in the microwave"

"I want to goto japan and see the snow monkeys"

dilbert quote:

"shut up and reboot, shut up and hang up."

[strutto]

C'mon then Matt! Give us an example to get the ball rolling!!!

One that sticks in my mind:

Morality - Jealousy with a halo...

[Mud]

"suck it and see"

[666DAN]

See below

[Keegs]

with every new day comes something new to look forward too, unless your on death row....

[Charly]

the trouble with doing nothing is that you can never take any time off.

[666DAN]

"A good plan today is better than the perfect plan tomorrow"

[GTRman1992]

Faster, faster. Until the thrill of speed becomes the fear of death.

[krawler]

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No wait, not me. You."

[NismoGirl]

When I saw you, I met you. When I met you, I liked you. When I liked you, I loved you. When I loved you, I lost you. When I lost you, I died. When I died, you realized you loved me too.

[MELV]

"You're such an inspiration for the ways that I'll never ever choose to be"

[Oz]

A Few of my fav's:flamed:

Is There Any Inteligent Life On This Planet

Nope I am Only Visiting :ufo:

Its Hard To Be Nostalgic :jester:

When You Can't Remember Anything :confused:

[Eug]

Drop Bears?

[The_Paladin]

a few of my favourite............

"fear is faith moving in the wrong direction"

"Oh yeah, well i'm from Rio and I say we kill em all!"

also, see below........bit dodge........but sig's are ment to be.....

[Bobjones]

One I live by:

"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get"

[LBR33]

With strength comes limits.

Today, I will be running 4 bar.

I have 11,500rpm and I intend on using every last one of them.

What? The speedo only goes to 320?

Lights for beginners: Red = Stop. Green = Go. Amber = Go faster. Blue = Warp factor 10.

Objects in mirror no longer matter.

If in doubt, increase boost.

Engineered to be feared.

Insert smartass comment here.

If you start to see in B&W then you know your pulling enough G's.

Don't panic as you will black out soon.

I only use the brakes so I can accelerate all over again.

Please fasten your seatbelts and stow all your valuables prior to take off.

Drive it like you stole it.

Trust me, I got an E in physics!

Wastegates are for sissies.

When I grow up, I wanna be a mad scientist!

I am kept in place by G-forces, not seatbelts.

Revs, they're the #1 replacement for displacement

Do you have any idea how fast you were going ? Sorry Officer the speedo only goes to 320

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me!

I haven't seen daylight in six months.

Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d.

Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.

Will drift for food

If NISMO stands for Nissan Motorsports, does HOMO stand for Honda Motorsports?

[Ahh32]

"Go play hide and go f*ck yourself"