Dude in a Commo went crazy at me!

[Scooby]

Hmmm yeh that is a problem, we dont want to hurt the innocent people... Anything else peoples?

What about an orange cannon set up in your boot right... Ok so you have it pointing out the back of the boot. You pop the boot with the leaver while driving and the boot opens up to a certain level with the help of some extra springs & stoppers... Attached to the boot is the front of the cannon so it hangs off inside the boot & it rises to point the boot rises ‘which is then directly back toward the following car* Then you have another trigger in your cabin to ignite the spark plug *just like a flame thrower kit* hooked up to the canon, you hit that sh#t and an orange blasts though their windshield & probably seriously damages them...

I'm thinking the producers of James Bond will hire me for idea's for their next movie.

Sequential Blow Off 'Orange' Cannons, yeh... now we're thinking...

That's why Skyline rear lights are round. Just need to make them slide away - still functional - to hide the barrel. You could have 4 pointing out the back. The lights on an R34 are so big you could launch Rockmelons. Imagine that invading the placcy grille of a 120Y @ about 400 knots. We could park on the Monaro and fire volleys. First one to score a complete broadside gets a chocy frog. Fri night?

[pooski]

i always carry a clublock for that exact reason..... not being 6'10" myself i feel a weapon is necessary to even the odds..... and it gives you the psycho factor that not many people will mess with..... if they do try to fight when your armed i would suggest running because they are either seriously good at kicking head or have some kind of mental illness, so dont mess!

[Veilside R33]

bahaha, as your driving even with him just tell him to wind down his window as you wind down yours, move really close and quickly light and toss in the flare!!! then gas it!!! bahaha

hmm what else would be handy to have nearby that you could toss at them? maybe fireworks?? get a couple of poha's with a 3second wick and toss it in there, imagaine how much that bang would freak you out whilst driving and in such an enclosed space.....MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

[pooski]

I have often though about doing the flare thing..... pity my car was owned by an italian previously so the flare has already been used... probably at the soccer

[DRFTR33]

all that stuff is all well and good to say but you really cant do anything. if you participate in road rage they find you just as guilty as the other bloke who started it and the second they find out what car you drive it all over. youll end up in court with a bunch of dick head lawyers and cops talking about how because you own a high performance vehicle you have no reguard for your life or anyone elses and the they start acusing you of worshiping adolf hitler and listening to the spice girls.its better just to boost on those holden wankers and leave it at that....well thats my oppinion

[geno8r]

Yeh thats a more realistic answer DFTR33 but we're just having some fun here

So what’s some more things we could use! heheheh

Yeh i thought about Fireworks before too... imagine a thunderking going off in their car, lmao.

[martydaman]

those gas powered horns (in the cans) would be interesting. Somehow tape it down so it remains on and chuck it in the beatseat of anyone who pisses you off. Those things are unbelieveably loud...

[Scooby]

all that stuff is all well and good to say but you really cant do anything. if you participate in road rage they find you just as guilty as the other bloke who started it and the second they find out what car you drive it all over. youll end up in court with a bunch of dick head lawyers and cops talking about how because you own a high performance vehicle you have no reguard for your life or anyone elses and the they start acusing you of worshiping adolf hitler and listening to the spice girls.its better just to boost on those holden wankers and leave it at that....well thats my oppinion

Adam how the hell did you know I worshipped Adolf Hitler and listened to the spice girls?! 'Deutchland Uber' Alles sounds crap on a 12" sub though.

Funny story re firing things, apologies to those have heard it:

Aircraft manufacturers test plane windscreens by firing dead chickens at them to simulate bird strike. Actually a reasonable approach but funny as hell when you think about it. Anyway Union Switch and Signal make fast trains and wanted to test windscreens. Their chicken broke the windscreen, smashed the headrest off the drivers seat and embedded itself in the bulkhead behind. They wrote to Boeing explaining what they had done.

Boeing's response;

Thaw the chicken first.

[geno8r]

those gas powered horns (in the cans) would be interesting. Somehow tape it down so it remains on and chuck it in the beatseat of anyone who pisses you off. Those things are unbelieveably loud...

I already said that... Post #42 hahah

Lol yeh, need to think of some other things to piss of any1 giving road rage to you.  I'd love to have like an 'Air Horn Grenade'.... Like you have a few sitting in your car, so when a bogan in the lane next to you is giving you sh#t with the window down, you pull the pin on one of these little babies & throw it into their car & the thing just goes off.  The noise is so loud they nearly crash from trying to stop the car too quick & their ears are bleeding by the time they stop & run away from the thing.. lmao

[Poakey]

My prefered anti A-hole device is a simple can of shaving cream and a ball point pen. You simply shake the can stab it with the pen and throw you cream grenade into their car. The things go nuts! They jump and hiss and everything within 6 feet ends up smeared in shaving cream.

I first heard of this being used on army cadets in the middle of the night. Someone would open the door and yell at the top of their voice GRENADE then his mates would throw four or five cream grenades in. I'm assured that its an hilarious site.

[Driver]

wouldnt a ball point pen snap?

[skyline_babe5]

BWAHAHAH! sounds funny anyhows heheh

[Aurora]

lol, awesome

It's on my 'list of stupid stuff to do before one of said stupid things kills me' list

[ed R34]

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