The smack-talk drag day thread

[DoughBoy]

Damn, I'm trying to incite some rebellion in this thread so ppl have a bit more incentive to go harder, but no one is biting!

[DoughBoy]

my bet is RWD POWAH will be the fastest on the day

And you can take your Fowlcan and go to the servo to keep getting drinks!

[2rismo]

We don't need no stinkin' rebellion, slowbie!

Adrian

[BU5TER]

And you can take your Fowlcan and go to the servo to keep getting drinks!

:idea:

:dump:

I'll take the Fowlcan and drive it fair bang up you *rse sideways f*cker, I notice 1/2 of you guys and gals are still trying to run an 11 like I did a year ago ... maybe if someone grew some balls and beat my old time it might motivate me to finish the new build until then talk to the :talk2hand

[DoughBoy]

We don't need no stinkin' rebellion, slowbie!

Adrian

What does that make you if you're over 6mph slower than me? You going to be wearing the kiss-the-cook apron?

[2rismo]

What does that make you if you're over 6mph slower than me? You going to be wearing the kiss-the-cook apron?

Touche. Wait, your 11 second timeslip is WHERE exactly???

Adrian

[BOO57A]

dont u whores have anything better to do than talk it up all night?????

LOL

[BU5TER]

We're just showing those trackday show boats how to talk it up and have a great day of real motorsport

[Guest two.06l]

Oh thanks for reminding me to refill the gas bottle Adrian, nearly forgot.

Estimates? None at all, but based on the D.C. round I think with tyres + gas I can edge out Adrian, and Dirt Garage's entry.

sorry to disappoint you doughy but DIRTgarages only opposition is a big time board at the end of the track. Well how fast can a near stock gtr go boys.the only mods are electronic and an exhaust.

[2rismo]

dont u whores have anything better to do than talk it up all night?????

HEY!! I'm reading HPI at the same time thankyou very much MR. DILDO!

Adrian

[2rismo]

sorry to disappoint you doughy but DIRTgarages only opposition is a big time board at the end of the track

Ahhhhh, the words of a TRUE slowbie! I can't wait to race the slowbie DIRTmobile!

Adrian

[Guest two.06l]

Ahhhhh, the words of a TRUE slowbie! I can't wait to race the slowbie DIRTmobile!

Adrian

its all good, our cars are slow

[2rismo]

How many cars do you have? How many cars are you bringing? They can't ALL be slowbie's SURELY?!?!?!?

[BU5TER]

Hey Stace remember the redlight Adrian did and missed out getting into the finals and winning some $$ now that was funny

[2rismo]

This is ****in' funny

Adrian

[Guest two.06l]

This is ****in' funny

Adrian

if only my new ba falcon tow car could get a run we could have a falcon grudge race too

[2rismo]

Hey Stace, remember Brett sitting in the stands doing **** all and eating donuts? Reminded me of Fred Flintstone actually..... Just like the driveline in his car right now!

Yabba Dabba DOOOOOOOO!!!!

Adrian

[Guest two.06l]

Hey Stace, remember Brett sitting in the stands doing **** all and eating donuts?  Reminded me of Fred Flintstone actually.....  Just like the driveline in his car right now!

Yabba Dabba DOOOOOOOO!!!!

Adrian

wasnt he pretending to be YOUR bitch for the day??

[BU5TER]

:spcartman A man has to eat

[DoughBoy]

Touche.  Wait, your 11 second timeslip is WHERE exactly???

Adrian

Don't worry, I've been practising my burnouts so I'll get that launch down.... I'll say 1.6 second 60 foots. I'll be surprised if you keep up, I mean you've already lined up the "I'm not used to my new clutch" excuse already.. but the "my gas bottle is empty" still is mine!