What are your car rules?

[adznight]

1. No smoking

2. No dirty shoes

3. No drinks in the back (and avoid pissed friends)

4. Don't say I drive to fast (never had that issue)

5. Too bumpy? Get out!

7. Don't yell things at other drivers (like this car fu(ken sh|ts on yours etc.)

8. If your outside my car DON'T LEAN ON IT!!!

[Snowman]

Some of you are far too anal. Geez. I only have 3 rules.

1. No smoking

2. No throwing up IN my car

3. Dont annoy me whilst Im driving.

Other than that I really don't care.

I'm probably guilty of breaking Adzmax rule #8. But it's not a personal thing - I lean on everyone's car. LOL.

[Roy]

2. No throwing up IN my car  

 

Thats about it for me:)

If your smoking id rather you ash your ciggie out the window rather then the carpet:(

I have a lists if musts but perhaps thats another thread for another day:)

[wreckedhead]

1) head jobs are for front seats only( just incase you need to kick the chick out quickly)

2) sex is for the back seats only( no feet on the front dash, might damage my gauges)

3) no fighting with people in other cars just incase they throw something at my car( rule is void if stopped at lights and adequate weapons are in use on our side)

4) no body touches the NOS button unless your a chick and have big tits where a mutual agreement is made( headjob for NOS)

[Downforce]

1) head jobs are for front seats only( just incase you need to kick the chick out quickly)

2) sex is for  the back seats only( no feet on the front dash, might damage my gauges)

3) no fighting with people in other cars just incase they throw something at my car( rule is void if stopped at lights and adequate weapons are in use on our side)

4) no body touches the NOS button unless your a chick and have big tits where a mutual agreement is made( headjob for NOS)

hahahaha nice one

[MzDfectd]

LOL MATT!!

i like rule number 7!

/me remembers the hipo!

[JAPCAB]

1. If ur gonna smoke a blunt blow the smoke out the friggin window

2. take all ur wrappers and shit with u instead of lettin em pile up so i gotta clean out my car again

3. no fkn leaning on my car with ur jeans studs denting and scratching the **** outta my side panels

[GTR_VSpecII]

1) no smoking in my car

2) no eating in my car

3) no drinking in my car

4) feet on floor at all times

5) no leaning on my car

Jason

[Downforce]

LOL MATT!!

i like rule number 7!

/me remembers the hipo!

LOL yes Amber you were loving it

[inark]

#1 - The first rule of riding in my car is, you do not talk about riding in my car.

#2 - The second rule of riding in my car is, you DO NOT talk about riding in my car.

#3 - If someone says stop, go hard, craps out, the ride is over.

#4 - Two seats to a ride.

#5 - One ride at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Rides will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at riding in my car, you have to ride in the boot.

i watch too many movies

[krzysiu]

#1 - The first rule of riding in my car is, you do not talk about riding in my car.

#2 - The second rule of riding in my car is, you DO NOT talk about riding in my car.

#3 - If someone says stop, go hard, craps out, the ride is over.

#4 - Two seats to a ride.

#5 - One ride at a time.

#6 - No shirts, no shoes.

#7 - Rides will go on as long as they have to.

#8 - If this is your first night at riding in my car, you have to ride in the boot.

i watch too many movies

If i rocked up you would have shoved me in the boot :|??

[Evil]

1/ no smoking, no exeptions

2/ no eating or drinking

3/ no pushing buttons and playing with the electric windows

4/ no drive through

5/ my music is the only music

6/ no bare feet, no sandy, muddy shoes

7/ no feet on the dash or seats

8/ no driving

9/ no vomiting...

[Horus]

geezus, after reading the rest of your rules, I think I have a few more rules as well, but they are unwritten rules, and I shouldnt have to state them :burnout:

[krzysiu]

Share them with us

[inark]

hes told me before...

1a. u must touch his inner thighs while he is driving

1b. all men must play with HIS gear shift while driving

[Horus]

hes told me before...

1a. u must touch his inner thighs while he is driving

1b. all men must play with HIS gear shift while driving

now now, theres no need for profanity fallout boy.

ok my other rules are:

dont **** with the stereo without consulting me first

dont **** with the climate control under any circumstances

yelling shit out the window gets you banned for life from riding in the car

if Im scaring you just close your eyes and hope for the best

and yes I know you ladies get wet while riding in the car, but you must refrain from blowing me until the vehicle has stopped moving

[krzysiu]

1b. all men must play with HIS gear shift while driving

hahahaha what happens when you miss 3rd?

[Horus]

hahahaha what happens when you miss 3rd?

HEHE,

thats pretty funny coming from a walking corpse

[krzysiu]

walking corpse :|???

[OnTheBoost]

1. No throwing shit out the windows eg rubish

2. No yelling out the window (aprt from my mate that looks like fonzy and thinks he is)

3. $2 entry fee for petrol (girlfriend pays diffrently i aint that tight)

4. Fonzy or any one CAN NOT bring their bong for the ride (its not a person)

5. Follow all random rules as i come up with them (no matter how strange)

6. You break it your brought it and then you get broken

Not to tight as long as you dont mess any thing up