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girl in my grade was talking to me about my new skyline (r33 gts) :)

girl: is your car a manual

me: ofcourse, you know me i wouldnt drive an auto

girl: does that mean it makes that special sound when it changes gears? or is that not in yet.

me: thats turbos only lol

girl: ohh :( dissapointed.

me: Its called a Blow Off Valve it gets rid of backed up air pressure from turbo

girl: that sound makes me froth :P

LOL

Get a one of those fake bov's

decimate her

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profit ?

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some kid said to me the other day at school that a r35 was a nissan datsun [as far as i know thats what he said] with a 350z front end and gtr running gear and rearend

is this stupid or ignorance?

ill let you decide

[btw if i brought this back from the dead, sorry, i couldn't let it die as these things end up being soooo funny.]

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some kid said to me the other day at school that a r35 was a nissan datsun [as far as i know thats what he said] with a 350z front end and gtr running gear and rearend

is this stupid or ignorance?

ill let you decide

[btw if i brought this back from the dead, sorry, i couldn't let it die as these things end up being soooo funny.]

Sounds like a typical commodore driver.

Tell him a Monaro is a 2 door commodore and if he bites, you know.

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Sounds like a typical commodore driver.

Tell him a Monaro is a 2 door commodore and if he bites, you know.

you missed a major point in the guys post where he said "a kid at school"

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you missed a major point in the guys post where he said "a kid at school"

hit it on the head there marc

anyway this kid must of just been making up bulls**t to sound smart to me as i was the one who showed him the pic for it

on the back of a old performance imports magazine. my brother likes to tell me that any car pic i have on my computer is rice.

even if it is a hakosuka gtr replica or the carbon rocky auto z

any way thats all for now

sleeper datto

edited: for the following links for pics and a build thread if anyone is interested

jnc project hako [here in sydney] build *56k warning*

http://japanesenostalgiccar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1600&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

rocky auto carbon s30z w/rb26/30 tripple carbed

http://dirtys30.blogspot.com/2010/07/rocky-auto-carbon-s30-again.html

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you missed a major point in the guys post where he said "a kid at school"

Nah. I saw that.

Used to have the same thing when I was in school though. Aussie bogan Commodore supporters and Import supporters. For every "ricebox" comment, I'd troll them with some comment about HSV and then

they'd bitch.

I think it make them realise it was a pot calling the kettle black situation very quickly.

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Nah. I saw that.

Used to have the same thing when I was in school though. Aussie bogan Commodore supporters and Import supporters. For every "ricebox" comment, I'd troll them with some comment about HSV and then

they'd bitch.

I think it make them realise it was a pot calling the kettle black situation very quickly.

im 13 and made that clear in just about ten posts on this site so nobody has a car unless they are bsing or its a paddock basher.

and he had a bit of knowledge on some stuff.

any way back to on topic

dchil15

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Had my 32R parked out front of my mates place, his friend who I had not met rocks up and has to know car is out the front. He asks me "is it a legit GTR?" I tell him yes. After going on about how much he loves GTRs he asks, "is it a 26?" I reply no it's a 93 model. It's amazing how much people know about cars when they really now f**k all.

Another case of thus happening was from a young bloke who's conversation with me lasted a matter of seconds. He asks me if it's a GTR so I said yes. He then asks me if it is turbocharged. I said no and walked away.

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im 13 and made that clear in just about ten posts on this site so nobody has a car unless they are bsing or its a paddock basher.

and he had a bit of knowledge on some stuff.

any way back to on topic

dchil15

Wow, a whole 10 posts in tens of thousands. Cool.

What is a 13 year old doing posting on a car website, anyway? Should be off riding your pushbike.

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All the time when im driving my S1 R33 gtst, commodore drivers are revving at me, tail gating me and trying to intimidate me to race them. When i finally finish laughing at their toughness i wipe the road with their cars face and proceed to get abused and cop comments like "your car is shit" and "what a fooking slug!" but yet i can hear their car on song the entire time of our race whilst i play with them. What commodore drivers hate most is being out done by a car that looks better, sounds better, better technology, more readly avalible performance parts and that nice blow off after each gear ;)

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All the time when im driving my S1 R33 gtst, commodore drivers are revving at me, tail gating me and trying to intimidate me to race them. When i finally finish laughing at their toughness i wipe the road with their cars face and proceed to get abused and cop comments like "your car is shit" and "what a fooking slug!" but yet i can hear their car on song the entire time of our race whilst i play with them. What commodore drivers hate most is being out done by a car that looks better, sounds better, better technology, more readly avalible performance parts and that nice blow off after each gear ;)

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PS Street racing is ghey

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All the time when im driving my S1 R33 gtst, commodore drivers are revving at me, tail gating me and trying to intimidate me to race them. When i finally finish laughing at their toughness i wipe the road with their cars face and proceed to get abused and cop comments like "your car is shit" and "what a fooking slug!" but yet i can hear their car on song the entire time of our race whilst i play with them. What commodore drivers hate most is being out done by a car that looks better, sounds better, better technology, more readly avalible performance parts and that nice blow off after each gear ;)

i may or may not have used to do that in my skyline to pretty much every car i saw driven by young guys when i was bored, lol

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Went to super cheap auto in Geelong to buy oil:

Sales assistant was as useless as girls in a gay bar.

Assistant: Do you drive the car hard.

Me: yea I guess.

assistant: Does it burn oil.

Me: No it doesn't

Assistant: Then I would recommend a mineral based 35w 70 for extra protection, (then some rant about thick oil protecting my engine from hi temp turbo boost and RPM)

Me: Ill just buy my synthetic Motul 10w-40 and pretend this conversation never happened.

Seriously, where do super cheap auto find these idiots.

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Wow, a whole 10 posts in tens of thousands. Cool.

What is a 13 year old doing posting on a car website, anyway? Should be off riding your pushbike.

i happen to like cars quite a lot and i find that my questions are not answered if i dont ask some of them.

and i dont like riding my push bike.

sleeperdatto

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Went to super cheap auto in Geelong to buy oil:

Sales assistant was as useless as girls in a gay bar.

Assistant: Do you drive the car hard.

Me: yea I guess.

assistant: Does it burn oil.

Me: No it doesn't

Assistant: Then I would recommend a mineral based 35w 70 for extra protection, (then some rant about thick oil protecting my engine from hi temp turbo boost and RPM)

Me: Ill just buy my synthetic Motul 10w-40 and pretend this conversation never happened.

Seriously, where do super cheap auto find these idiots.

All they are is cash register jockeys...

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Wow, a whole 10 posts in tens of thousands. Cool.

What is a 13 year old doing posting on a car website, anyway? Should be off riding your pushbike.

to be fair, i did start lurking when i was about 14 and signed up when i was 15

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