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I woke up this morning about 6ish as I ususally do and decided, for a change, I'll just get an extra couple of Zzzz's. Woke again at 10am - Damn I'm 2hrs late for work..That started my bad day.

Went to log in the PC and advise work I was going to be a tad late, requires a new password today and wouldn't sink via RAS. Sh!t. Oh well I'll rock up to work LATE.

By the time I was ready to go it's 10:30. I'm wearing my suit and spilt my coffee on the shirt and pants. Only suit pants that fit anymore (no fat jokes!). Fine, I'll go casual as I have no client meetings.

Jump in my ride, turns over - no worries. Whilst warming the beast up she stalls. Tis ok I'll just turn her over again and she cranks over - NO Start. 10 minutes later I try again and beautifull off we go. Get near Pialliago and she dies on the Big circle. Hmmm geting angry now.

I know a quick call to Anthony out at Integra's he'll know. "Sounds electrical Richard, might be the Ignitor". I try to start her and were off again. So I finally get into civic about 12ish just as everyones off to lunch.

I then get an SMS from my 18yo neice. "I dont think so".What does that mean?. So I check my phone sent messages, Well turns out I sent her a previous message from the other night that I sent to some one else that said "Ring me and find out babe".

Oh thats gr8 my neice thinks I'm a sicko!. Her names Aimee so it's the first name in my phone. Somehow with keygaurd off I've bumped it enuff to go thru the sequence for sending a message.

I get to the carpark toll gate, push the button - Car park Full - Shit, shit, shit. Fine, I'll just go park over the road. So after parking the car out in the sun miles from work I get out of my car to put change in the machine for daily parking, I have no coins!!!, in fact I cant go get change as my Wallets at home with my suit pants.

Thats it - I just wasn't spose to go to work today.

bit of a bad run for you lately huh mate? all will be ok and you have a group of people on here that will stand by you and help you out, myself included.

just tell your neice i sent her the message and then set up a meeting for the 2 of us so i can explain, then i'll ask her out.........as long as she's hot, pics!!!!!

who gets married before they shag these days anyway? its like getting a ferrari only to find once you've made the purchase you realise its got no engine.

you've really got me thiking now, i could never wait to sleep with a girl untill i've married her, guess its shows the shift in society.

Ah Fark fella's. You got me.

I like to test drive all the time and I wouldn't buy another ride. The two I owned previously must've wound the boost up b'cos after I bought them the rides were few and far between and they just didn't perform like they used too. Talk about the cost of owning and maintaining a ride. The ongoing running costs are for another 5 years and ther'll be no more hard drivin'....he he he!

who gets married before they shag these days anyway? its like getting a ferrari only to find once you've made the purchase you realise its got no engine.

you've really got me thiking now, i could never wait to sleep with a girl untill i've married her, guess its shows the shift in society.

I do.

So that means i have been married once or twice. lol only joking. Not been married would have to find someone that would have me first. lol.

Sorrry to hear about your bad day Richard

all will be good one day.

Whats a suit??????????

Crkey mate you'd look like Les Patterson - Cultural Attache for the RSL - with a suit on, specially after spillin' coffee...............lol.

I gotta wear shoes now, when I first joined my work we used to be able to rock up in thongs. Still 'T' shirt and shorts/jeans though.

Thats so close to the truth its funny - NOT! :D

Whats a suit??????????

Crkey mate you'd look like Les Patterson - Cultural Attache for the RSL - with a suit on, specially after spillin' coffee...............lol.

I gotta wear shoes now, when I first joined my work we used to be able to rock up in thongs. Still 'T' shirt and shorts/jeans though.

Stalling appears fixed as it hasn't happend again. Found an earth wire off the dreaded "IGNITOR" not fixed down properly to the block.

and yeah, it makes my day to be called hun by a babe :rant: particularly a babe interested in Skylines. :P

what a shocker of a day, dunno about les patterson though, sounds more like les norton to me, (robert barrett books) hehehe , how about if I call you sweetheart?? would that help your day some more?? I might not be a babe, just a gal, but I do lust after skylines, would that be ok??? hahaha, yep I have returned from the land of apples, was at the jerra last night until about 7.30pm, saw sexygtst at woolies and then on the roundabout, hope to catch up soon!

WOOOO HOOOO - Guess who's back. Gal...Lust...Skylines....Yeah! Just the first one meets my criteria the rest is a bonus.

Almost called you guys last night. Just missed you at the Jerra.

what a shocker of a day, dunno about les patterson though, sounds more like les norton to me, (robert barrett books) hehehe , how about if I call you sweetheart?? would that help your day some more?? I might not be a babe, just a gal, but I do lust after skylines, would that be ok??? hahaha, yep I have returned from the land of apples, was at the jerra last night until about 7.30pm, saw sexygtst at woolies and then on the roundabout, hope to catch up soon!
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