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theres enuff rice there to feed all of cambodia...HaHaHa...bring out the wank-o-meter.iT'S A RICE BOWL WITH 10 DIFFERENT KINDS OF RICE STRAIGHT FROM NAM...THEY COULDNT GET THE EXACT FLAVOUR THEY WERE AFTER I AM GUESSING.....

Here we go:

(the puns are almost as bad as the cars :) )

Primera spaceship:

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Red Shed:

Do you think that lurking under there is a decent car waiting to get out? Thought not...

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Comedy Corolla:

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mercedes Corolla special edition. Nice

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Citroen 2CV Pikes Peak

This 2CV looks set to compete in the Pikes Peak International Hill Climb

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Audi Coupe

The owner of this Audi clearly felt that extra downforce was needed for a trip to the shops.

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Batty Mobile

Multi-storey car parks are probably best avoided with this van.

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Honda Civic Fat Lip

Parallel parking must be a rather interesting experience in this kitted-up Civic

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'Tron' Jaguar

Paul Ellis is proud of his Tron-inspired Jag. We can't think why...

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Mini Mini

It may look small, but it's still bigger than a Mk2 Astra...

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Vauxhall Corsa

We don't know which is tackier - the registration or the body kit

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(for those not in the know, a Holden Barina is a rebadged Vauxhall Corsa.)

Probe off roader

It became clear early on in the Probe's development that the ride height needed to be reduced to improve the handling

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Audi A4 pickup

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Bad taste BMW

Looks like this guy has seen the light...

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Porsche off-roader

Early Cayenne prototypes had major shortcomings...

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A Corsa for Concern

Why remove the door mirror and stick it back halfway up the A-Pillar?

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Neon Greenfly

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Stretched Corvette

It's always a good idea to check the dimensions of the garage before buying a new car.

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Yellow Thing

The exterior appears to be a combination of Cadillac Escalade, Chevrolet Corvette and Dodge Ram. The interior on the other hand seems to be entirely constructed from a beach peddlelow.

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Angry Sierra

Scary... what some people think looks good.

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DIY Fiesta

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Focus Pocus

Completely daft, but rather cute.

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Mr. Whippy Escort

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Some of those examples are absolute rubbish..A 10 storey high wing for ur shopping car :spew: A commonwhore with Wang-o-mattic cobra exhaust and ultra spam bodykit.We are liven in a nasty world.

I have to say though i admire the effort for looks of like this one even if it was off the riktor (piss those lights off).Needs a custom paint job though.

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