SAU Borough of Harrow, Council Rules

[666DAN]

OK today all council members must post in pure 100% local council tripe.

Structuring of such tripe can be found by going to google/yahoo or whatever and typing in local + council + minutes

Hopefully we can enlighten the whole of SAU with our newly acquired love for the government (cough)

The VIC squad have tried to jump on the band wagon, so let's go one better.

Here's an example of something that could very well be posted in the forced induction section

"Motion approved the installation of a SAFC, a letter from the modification council did indiciate the necessity"

Meeting adjourned.

[dangerous_daveo]

So has anyone brought some biscuts this week? Or maybe some of those mudcake muffins that Erin brought in last week?

(btw I take it apon myself to be the eataholic memember of Rankin)

(ps, I just thought of my vote me in slogan... "If you eat more than me, I'll eat my hat!")

[Bobjones]

Councillor Bacon put forth a motion of reduced capacity and restricted air velocity magnification systems on vehicular transportion devices for public purchase and use. Due to the Councillor's current investigation for money laundering, bribery, and abuse of power, the motion was squished by the majority. A new motion was put forth by the Earl of Hoon, who wished to be recognised as an enthusiast of vehicular motion rather than an abuser of the legislation as passed. This motion is still pending due to the Councillor from the land of Nod and Old Foggies who were unable to make an informed decision without the assistance of Councillor Twisted Media.

The meeting was adjourned for chocolate cake.

[funkymonkey]

I think all that QLD sunshine has finally gotten thru to your heads... although, ripper of an idea using councilmen's avatars.

[666DAN]

Excellent draft notion, I second the chocolate cake...pending the arrival of scones and Jam

[funkymonkey]

*sigh*

[666DAN]

C'mon Shan, don't be like that...you know you want to chair the meetings

[NismoGirl]

It's the heat... I tell you. It's killing our brains.

[funkymonkey]

if you think that mob look funny.. check out the ones in your own back yard...

http://www.thuringowa.qld.gov.au/council/a...ut/councillors/

esp Ken Turner from the Thuringowa electorate...

http://www.armadale.wa.gov.au/government/c...presenting.html

Jim Stewart

etc etc.

[twoquik]

lmao

[Iopia]

referring to item 5. I am concerned abouth the due date of Feb 08 2005 and am inquiring if it is something that needs to be put up for discussion. Also before adjourning for gathering planning discussion would like to know what the format for the discussion would be.

[Charly]

order. order. now where are those muffins? Henceforethwith adjournment we must bring to order some of the more pertainable issues that have plagued the council's indeliberation over the last few quarterly reviews. Furthermore we should not neglect to change the avatar of the council head's pets and children for they are an intergral part of the flowcharting expense grid matrix in this local electorate. Once again I state for the record in clear english that even my five year old daughter could understand that we must move foward not backward upward not foward and always twirling, twirling toward freedom.

Thank you.

Now that that's out of the way can we please get to the scones and jam?

[666DAN]

Furthermore to the issue of scones and Jam, how will this effect the public works commencement and deliberation, year to date?

The coming fiscal year must however protrude to ecompass the guilded cloud of dependant youth.

I call upon the ombudsman for child greengrocer services to resolve this issue!

[strutto]

we must move foward not backward upward not foward and always twirling, twirling

I hereby deduce that Councillor Charly watched the Simpsons last night, and hencewith is slandering these meetings with weak material... I propose a motion to BAN Councillor Charly from the scones and jam... All in favour, poke yourself in the aye...

[Iopia]

It is important to maintain the standard of the meeting and the Scientific Subcommittee will, in future, sign-off the programme of the meetings and help the local organising committee. The working relationship between the societies has been very good and there has been a good spirit of cooperation and sharing of division however we have yet to recieve our alocated partition of scones.

[myR32]

you'se guys are quite crazy

Can i be a councillor too?

Please put my motion to join, to the vote.

(BTW i make awesome chocolate muffins and chocky chip bickies.)

[strutto]

Council bylaws for scones and jam:

   1) Get scone
     A) Get jam
     I) Spread jam
     i) Procure beverage
                   a) Eat
                   b) Dont eat
               ii) Dont procure beverage
                   a) Eat
                   b) Dont eat
               iii) Get cream
                   a) Spread cream
                       one) Eat
                       two) Dont eat
                   b) Dont spread cream
                       one) Eat
                       two) Dont eat
           II) Dont spread jam
   
       B) Dont get jam
           I) Get cream
               i) Procure beverage
                   a) Eat
                   b) Dont eat
               ii) Dont procure beverage
                   a) Eat
                   b) Dont eat
               iii) Spread cream
                   a) Procure napkin
                       one) Eat
                       two) Dont eat
                   b) Dont procure napkin
                       one) Eat
                       two) Dont eat
   
           II) Dont get cream
   
   2) Don't get scone

[Nexus9]

hear ye hear ye,

good morning fellow members.

I would like to table a motion in addendum to the aforementioned article to be enacted in thge council bylaw know as "animal nudity decency act 2005 - bylaw #53232-3AD, subsection 2, paragraph 5, sentence 6, word 3"

On the way here today, I witnessed first hand three different species of animals, namely one cat, one dog and one ****ateel all proudly strutting naked in public. The fact that the owners of these pets have chosen to ignore the bylaw, nay openly flout the bylaw, means that some deliberation on a more punitive action needs to be considered.

Also in addendum to the addendum I would also propose the changing of the name "****ateel" to something a little less provocative.

As you all know, I am an extremly hot woman, so why must I and the female voters of this fine constituancy have our safety flouted by flagrant use of the word "****ateel" in public. This along with pets walking around in public without clothing flashing their genitalia to all to see, which however practical they may be are the work of satan, is a blight on our safety proposals and is in need of retification in a timely matter.

[666DAN]

I move to have the afformentioned obscenely named animal changed to "wangateel" as to preserve the good character of our hottest female member

[Iopia]

I second the motion