SAU Borough of Harrow, Council Rules

[Bobjones]

night all

WTF...

Motion carried. Councillor Bobjones concers that Autometer will be purchased for the current government vehicle and also the "Night rider" fighter of Bribery and Bacon corruption vehicle upon return from Information Gathering in these the United States of Exegeration and Buulshit. In addition Councillor reminds the board that such measurement devices such as HKS are in fact cheaper to obtain in the land of Oz, and that in the Land of Cubes, that is all that matters.

All funds should be sent via Primate Messanging Service provided by the Council of SAU

[dangerous_daveo]

We need a vote on something random asap.

All in favour, say I.

[Ska]

I

[666DAN]

Aye, provided the random vote is instigated by a highly predicted vote, thus making it's randomness even moreso.

[666DAN]

Morning tea is provided, please let the other councillors know..particularly the fat ones...and most importantly councillor hottie!.

[Bobjones]

Councillor Shiny Forehead here...about to go home for the day...!!!

[Ska]

All current and former council members are emplored to attend a council dinner:

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...379#post1201379

[Nexus9]

Thankyou fellow councillor members for remembering my fondness for morning tea.

I am indeed fortunate to blessed with genes that have allowed me to keep my figure from my days as a Super Model, regardless of how much I eat.

In fact, for those of you who can remember, I still fit into the tiny string bikinis that I wore when I won Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Of The Year for those 5 years running.

Which brings me to todays agenda.... Fellow Councillors our worst fears have come to fruition. It was always going to happen that the success of this inestimable council would attract the ire and jealousy of other organisations,

as evidenced here....

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...postcount=61849

and here....

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...30&postcount=62

I am afraid the time has come for us to rectify our 5 year plan for World Domination into a much more proactive time scale.

I call for us to increase Military Spending to counter these threats to our sovereignty and yes our god given right to rule.

Councillor Ska has taken a proactive stance by organising a "Chilli Eatoff" night, in which "weapons of mass destruction" will be formulated over night in the attendees belly's and I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank him on our behalf.

Whilst it is unfortunate that we must take this action, we are however left with no other alternative to pursue. This action is just and it is right. All that is left to discuss now is the positions that we must create in regards to our Military Forces and of course the appropriate remuneration for our time.

Nominations for military positions will be heard at this time.

[Charly]

I would like to nominate Professor Ska for the position of commander and cheif of chemical warfare as he has allready organised a chilli eat off. That and he does live in an abandoned theme park which is very supervillanous of him.

And I must thank councillor dan for the dlicious morning tea he hath provided for us.

[Ska]

I nominate myself for the position of "Tacktical Visual Detterants" As I am an expert in creating reactions of "MY GOD! What has he done to that SKYLINE!?!?" and the such.

I have had years apon years of specialist "Rice" training and am as so bold to pronounce myself as holder of the title "More than 50% covering of stickers on Car", and with more fanciful stickers planned, taking my horsepower to well over 500rwhp thanks to stickers, I am the perfect solution for destracting our foes ever present intruding and violating eye's from realising what is actually happeneing by chucking skids in totally inapropriate situations. (see Noosa carpark for details)

I will fill out all associated forms in quadruplete for approval of the approval of useless council positions, then wait 6 weeks to find out on page 3, section 4, paragraph 7, question 3b that I did not cross a t, which is in fact an i being misread, henceforth I with lodge a "I hate red tape." form which will be summarily lost in the oblivious mass of thronging paperwork already exploding enmasse from our ever expanding filing system.

[JCMarshall_Law]

Now your looking good Charly!

[666DAN]

As indicated by councillor Hottie, our existence has spread to the darkest corners of the shire. The shear indignity of being called evil though, this has greatly upset me and I'm sure the rest of the council feel greatly distressed as though we have started a decent into hell.

I'm sure that the members of SONGOP MJ&L Corp and McKeon & Associates do realise that their success is based solely on the local council and said bylaws...so in order to stem this bizzare uprising, I declare arkane bylaws to prevail!

1. Opposition to the council may exist, providing the opposer will relinquish all ownership over their soul and scones.

2. Oposition to scones and other bread-based products or bakery items will result in a temporary lift of the phallic vegetable act, purely for retribution and administration of vegetable related punishment, ie carrot enema.

[Keegs]

All opposing councils shall be crushed!!

Councillor Dictator

[strutto]

chucking skids in totally inapropriate situations. (see Noosa carpark for details)

I henceforth would like to further bring to the members attentions, Professor Ska's inane ability to choose the most totally inappropriate situations...

Noosa carpark shall be remembered by the council for many aeons from now, and truly it is forever scribed in the anals of MPG... Cheers Councillor Krawler the Member for Inappropriate Media...

However, a truely more inappropriate moment doth exist in the councils history... I refer to Local Bylaw 234589797345 Section IIIVXZC Chapter 4543 Paragraph 1 (hitherto referred to as http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...ead.php?t=58203)

I recommend the motion that Ska be made "Mayor of Inappropriate Behaviour" for he is the perpetrator from which the previous mentioned bylaw hath doth arisen...

PS: Am I too late for scones?

PPS: I motion that I henceforth be called Councillor Strutto the Member for Poor Quality Councilish Wordage Closely Resembling Biblical Blabber...

[Nexus9]

News Flash fellow Councillors

It seems that our Intelligence Department has discovered that SONGOP MJ&L Corp and McKeon & Associates are indeed the commercial front for that group of Religious Extremists, the ominously named "Absconda Scone" well known for their immoral terrorist acts in our fine Borrough.

I believe it is in our best interests to launch a premptive strike by employing our most potent weapon the IRS.

I am of the strongest resolve that this criminal organisation be bought down and it's misbegotten assets be taken forceably from them and distributed amongst the council members as compensation for besmirching our good name.

[666DAN]

What is SONGOP meant to be anyway? Is it some sort of dodgy version of SOCOG? Either way I think the IRS will soon have them paying through the nose for their blatant attempt to discredit such a fine and powerful council such as ours.

Chilli and Lettuce for all!!!!

[V8skylineMAN]

Noosa carpark shall be remembered by the council for many aeons from now, and truly it is forever scribed in the anals of MPG... Cheers Councillor Krawler the Member for Inappropriate Media...

I hereby wish to view this aforesaid inapproprate media. Wherewith shall i procure this MPG script?

[Charly]

Now your looking good Charly!

You damn straight I am.

*strut, strut, pose* (zoolander style)

How you like them apples?

I herby challenge you to a walk off.

[Nizmo]

huh?

The Society of Neglected Girlfriends of Pauls(SONGOP) and MJ&L Corp are a peaceful bunch (unless your name is paul). Our aim is to have a world full of beer and laughter .... that is all. We come in peace :ufo:

[dangerous_daveo]

I feel we need an enquiry! The scone I just had on my plate with extra double whipped cream is gone. This is an absoulte outrage and a disgrace! Something MUST be done immediately! We can not tollerate for such careless behaviour in our quite burrow!