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Okay, we said we needed one, so here it is.

The sometimes unbelievable quotes from punters at the GP

Kids walking behind Jacks 240Z

"Man what's that"

"It's an old Porsche"

"Bullchit its an old Porsche"

"Yeah it is"

"No it's not"

Then he gets my attention.

"Hey dude, What's that car?"

Me. "It's an Alfa"

"See, I told you it wasn't an old Porsche"

he he he he

I'm a bad man!

BRING EM ON!

"Is that a second engine??" -- Kid asking bout the 2 fuel pumps and the HICAS ECU in the boot of my car...

Bloke 1: "617rwkw!!! Fark!!! That's a lot from a single turbo"

Bloke 2: "Where's the turbo?"

Bass Junky talking to person in reference to my car:

BJ: "This car will beat a V8 and a formula 1 car in a drag race!!"

P: "Are you sure?? How fast does a F1 cover a quarter?"

BJ: "Low 11's...."

Everyone around BJ: "You're full of it!"

BJ walks away head down.

(Sorry mate, had to mention it :))

Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Another one.

Pete: Yep, this car makes about 1050 horsepower at the engine with a 100 shot of NOS.

Punter: Why don't you use a 150 shot of NOS.

Pete: Is 1000+ horsepower not enough for you?

[Pointing at Golgo] - Is that some kind of Holden?

I don't know much about cars - I'm waiting on my test results to come back from the doctor. I'm not right in the head.

Fanboy kid to Lewah:

How come you only have one NOS bottle? Why isn't it under the seat? You've only got one NOS button, that's crap - you should have 2!

Drunk bogans:

V8's rock!

My car does 7's... well maybe not 7's... well you know, 11's... 11.9, 13 - stuff like that... It's in the garage, its not running at the moment.

V8 Lover: How much power does that car make?

Us: About 1050 horsepower.

V8 Lover: I've got a KB512 in my shed. Goes from 0 to 180 kph in 0.86 seconds. Makes 7500 horsepower. Built it in a chook shed.

Us: How do you drive that down to the shops?

V8 Lover: How much power does that car make?

Us:  About 1050 horsepower.

V8 Lover: I've got a KB512 in my shed.  Goes from 0 to 180 kph in 0.86 seconds.  Makes 7500 horsepower.  Built it in a chook shed.

Us: How do you drive that down to the shops?

Bass Junky, rewind a bit as the same moron asked about the Supra.

Bogan looks at the Supra first and asks:

Bogan: How much power does the Supra make:

Us: made 574rwkw.

Bogan: Yeah, but I am only interested in the torque,…. So is the curve like flat, or is a curve like that (bogan air draws the curve)

cos if you have flat torque curve the car keeps pulling in each gear……….

Us: right

Bogan: SO what motor is it?

Us: 2JZ

Bogan: Is it a twin cam ????

Another bogan:

Bogan: How much power does your 240z make

Us: 220rwkw

Bogan: My cousin got a 260z and it makes 221rwkw

V8Bogan - "My Val runs 7's mate, it would blow your cars away"

Us - "So where is this Val"

V8Bogan - "Well ok maybe 7 is a bit low but V8's man, they are the best"

Torana man - "Whats it run"

Adz - "Not sure mate it's a track car"

Torana man - "Hahaha but what would it run"

Adz - "Dunno, high 12? No idea to be honest"

Torana man - "hahaha, thats piss weak. I'd eat you up"

Adz - "So you take it to Calder do you? Would be good to give you a run just to compare huh"

Torana Man - "Ah well actualy that just it, It's still in progress. You know a side project"

:cheers:

There were two blonde birds walking out in front of us at the end of the race talking about Michael.

Blonde A - What happened to Schumacher

Blonde B - Think he retired

Blonde A - RETIRED! But the season has only just started

At this point my g/f said they were giving blondes a bad name and we moved further into the crowd so as not to hear anymore.

LOL at the amount of bogan comments!

Bass Junky, rewind a bit as the same moron asked about the Supra.

Then fast-forward about 45mins while Leewah was trapped talking about Torque Curves hehe. James could have saved him earlier but I guess there was a beer or 2 in the way :P

Bass Junky talking to person in reference to my car:

BJ: "This car will beat a V8 and a formula 1 car in a drag race!!"

P: "Are you sure??  How fast does a F1 cover a quarter?"

BJ: "Low 11's...."

Everyone around BJ: "You're full of it!"

BJ walks away head down.

(Sorry mate, had to mention it :))

You're a bastard Leewang!!! Pete was working the crowd with all day, then the poor bastard gets 5 people at once saying he's full of shit hehe.

On the Saturday, Jack, Leewah and I were sitting in his car away from the elements and looking across there were these 2 kids taking photos of those Fast and Furious Lancers. One of them kneeled next to the car and was kissing his biscep while asking his mate to take a photo! Did anyone else see that shit? :uhh:

And Ash saying he didn't want anymore booze on Saturday morning has to rank up there!!!

Was a good couple days, except the rain on Saturday heh. Altho if it went any longer than 4 days, chances are Troy would end up in a Coma :P

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