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Not sure if its been posted already or if people have received it in there e-mails but anyways, I got it this morning and thought it was amusing.

Ferraris entire pit crew fired.

The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The

announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the Australian

Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Dandenong. The

decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how

unemployed youths from the Dandenong area were able to remove a set of

wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's

existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of

high-tech equipment. John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold

move by the Ferrari management, which demonstrated the international

recognition of Australia's employment practices under his Liberal

government. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an

advantage over every team. However, Ferrari may have got more than they

bargained for......At the crew's first practice session, the Dandenong pit

crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12

seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren

team for a slab of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's

girlfriend in the shower.

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