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I am a Microsoft Certifed Professional and all the top ppl at microsoft told they dont use Windows on the net as it cant be protected, all it takes is a simple key combo to gain acces to any win system designed by microsoft intentionly (and no Im not going to tell you)

That's the funniest thing I've read on the internet so far...

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That's the funniest thing I've read on the internet so far...

:P

I can see that MS has a squad of elite MS Hax0rs armed with "teh secret keyz!!11one1". Beware the crack team coming to remove your pr0n and mpFREEs if you dare go online with illegal XP.

... says the man currently online with a cracked version of XP :)

I have a ... "friend" ... who hasn't bought an operating system since MS-DOS 5.0... I'm pretty sure it came bundled with my ... "friends" ... first computer...

Said ... "friend" ... has had no successful h4x0r attempts ever, and is yet to see "teh M$ Scr1p7 d00dz" use "teh keyz" to "acc355" his PC...

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:P

I can see that MS has a squad of elite MS Hax0rs armed with "teh secret keyz!!11one1". Beware the crack team coming to remove your pr0n and mpFREEs if you dare go online with illegal XP.

... says the man currently online with a cracked version of XP :)

How long U bin online with your Version?

Have U visited any MS sites?

Has your computer shut down unexpectedly?

Do U no the risk U r running?

Your not so far from the truth and they look 4 ppl like u?

Want proof go online with an illegal copy of XP

I only ever run such copies....I mean, I know a guy that has a cousin that knows a guy.

Yeah that's it. He has never payed a cent for any software in his life.....ever.

Maybe that's why he has the same problems that I do. Maybe there is a team of Nazi Koalas with secret key combos that are infiltrating his system.

How long U bin online with your Version?

Have U visited any MS sites?

Has your computer shut down unexpectedly?

Do U no the risk U r running?

Your not so far from the truth and they look 4 ppl like u?

Since XP came out... Whats that... 3, 4 years or so?

Yes... I just did a Windows Update... Should I do it again?

Not that I recall...

Is it about these "Nazi Koalas"??

That's not a question...

Would you like to see a (shitty) picture of my qualifications? :)

Is it true that |<-R4D 31337 h4><0rz could be kidnapping my pets as we speak?

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How long U bin online with your Version?

Have U visited any MS sites?

Has your computer shut down unexpectedly?

Do U no the risk U r running?

Your not so far from the truth and they look 4 ppl like u?

Wow, its true.. They really do give out MCSE qualifications to anyone!

Cheers for being a living, breathing proof of concept for my theory "MCSE requires no sk1llz". Now I have a link to send anyone who disagrees:

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/me...hp?userid=17300

Since XP came out...  Whats that... 3, 4 years or so?

Yes... I just did a Windows Update...  Should I do it again?

Not that I recall...

Is it about these "Nazi Koalas"??

That's not a question...

Would you like to see a (shitty) picture of my qualifications? :)

Is it true that |<-R4D 31337 h4><0rz could be kidnapping my pets as we speak?

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h4x0r5.jpg

i've been ha>:)

one word to suit all of this........rrriiiiigggghhhhtttt

followed by im more 1337 than u all and i will ha><0r your computers without hesitation so dont cross me bahahahaha see my 1337 qualifications below:

I highly doubt that Terry. I think they are taking the piss out of you ... but regardless if windows is behind a firewall then its only what the user/software running on it allows it to do... I dont like the idea of a windows box with a public IP, but with a good sys admin it can be locked down as well.

*nix is for servers, especially web ones.

It is confirmed. Microsoft do as he says. I have checked with my uncle who works for them. He said that any technician with the authority can access any windows system. He even seems to think it can bypass firewall also. It would not surprise me, I mean, after all, for how many years did AWARD BIOS's have the same default password which could over-ride any supervisor password. Software and hardware developers are making this type of thing more and more every year. It is what I call the "mischief factor". You may not ever use it, but you could have a lot of fun if you wanted to. It just gives them a little more power over the end user. Microsoft would have this in effect to worm out any un-registered or unlawful users.

Microsoft, although not directly, actually program half of these worms which infect our systems. We blame hackers and commend M/soft for producing a patch to help us when in actual fact they are the ones producing the threat in the first place.

That is why most of these worms become harmless after a certain date. They don't want to totally screw everyone forever. Back when I was playing with viruses, I never EVER saw a decent one that programmed itself to become in-effective after a certain date.

Which brings me to my next point.....Does anyone else think there is a conspiracy with radio broadcasting to get people to join the army.

I mean, you set your alarm on radio, it is perfectly fine when you go to bed. Then when you wake up, it's like fuzz that you can't hear. Therefore, you sleep in, you are late for work like 6 times in a row, you lose your job and find that the only way you will get anywhere in life is to join the army coz no-one else will employ you because you sleep in through all the interviews.

Now you have to ask yourself. Is he insane?, and if so do I take any notice of the first part of his message. and if I do, does that make the second part true. What if the whole lot is bullcrap? hmm it's hard to tell. How about we go back and read the other posts and then we will be able to determine the sincerity of my most recent outburst.

I know...even I am going WTF right now but my backspace key is broken and I couldn't be f#$ked changing al this 5hit I just wrote. Goodnight.

It is confirmed. Microsoft do as he says. I have checked with my uncle who works for them. He said that any technician with the authority can access any windows system. He even seems to think it can bypass firewall also.

This is simply not true... M$ can not get through my firewall... That's why it's a firewall...

http://www.checkpoint.com/

http://www.grc.com/

Your system has achieved a perfect "TruStealth" rating. Not a single packet — solicited or otherwise — was received from your system as a result of our security probing tests. Your system ignored and refused to reply to repeated Pings (ICMP Echo Requests). From the standpoint of the passing probes of any hacker, this machine does not exist on the Internet. Some questionable personal security systems expose their users by attempting to "counter-probe the prober", thus revealing themselves. But your system wisely remained silent in every way. Very nice.
Microsoft, although not directly, actually program half of these worms which infect our systems. We blame hackers and commend M/soft for producing a patch to help us when in actual fact they are the ones producing the threat in the first place. That is why most of these worms become harmless after a certain date. They don't want to totally screw everyone forever.

I seriously doubt this too... Do you have any proof?

Which brings me to my next point.....Does anyone else think there is a conspiracy with radio broadcasting to get people to join the army.

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   5hit I just wrote. Goodnight.

My point exactly...

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