This is gold...How many can u take..30 to 1?

[raasclaat]

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Personally..i think my fist or foot would get sore after a while..unless u can use one that you have killed against the others like a sword as mentioned in the post.

Also..even if they are trained for a day by experts, i dont think 5 yr olds have the ability to work together that well.

Since its a bit room i think you have the ability to pick them off slowly..If it were a small classroom you would be MEAT.

If you can protect your balls you will do well...

Maybe get your distance, then charge one.....get your distance again, and keep that up.

:kick:

[Driver]

I rekn

All the kids would be trying to grab onto you like leaches and will try biting, kicking, hitting and trying to poke your eyes out.

Yea kids would aim for the nuts..

I rekn u could win.

wish i could give it a go

hehe

[PHATR32]

id grab 1 kid and swing him around in circles, therefore knocking each kid out.

steve

[Boostzor]

Hmmm, time to move to developing nation with no bill of rights and start a gameshow.

[ix9]

Odd debate: But i'd say about 8

[Boostzor]

Yeh they said u get a cup so ud be sorta ok in that department.

It all depends on motivation i guess. Youd want to be able to have them come at u from one direction not all at once, that would be difficult. Still, can a 5 year old hit hard enuff to KO an adult? maybe after a few thousand head kicks.

hehe cool hypo question

[Remix-]

So funny! hahaha

"The problem I see with running around or kicking / flailing your legs is the potential for one of the little carcasses strewn about the room to get caught up in your legs. Inevitably, when this happens, the likelihood of a serious ACL or MCL injury is increased.

To avoid this undesirable situation I would most likely fight my way to an edge of the room, and essentially back up near a wall. By doing this I could guarantee that none of the buggers could get behind me and cause damage to my knees. Also, the proximity to the wall would afford you the opportunity to bash the anklebiters' heads against the wall one at a time until they are neutralized. "

Yeah I think around 30 is realistic.

[raasclaat]

i still think 5 yr olds are way too light ...

Even if they did come all at once, you have a whole gymnasium, ...so get your distance, charge with a thumping kick . your legs are longer than their arms or legs, so you can bowl one over there..probably even crack his chest and knock him into another. Run away and keep using that technique.

If they were slightly older than 5 yrs old i think you would have a big problem

[ferni]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH what a pissa...

I recon 30 isn't much either - i think it would depend on fitness, eventually you'd get tired of running/punching/kicking/throwing them, that would be when you'd loose.. lets say i could average 1 every 5 seconds.. thats 12 per minute.. how many minutes could you throw/smash little kids for? 5minutes of a good workout would mean 5 x 12 = 60.... stamina is the key

[Boostzor]

U need a lawnmover like in those old Peter Jackson movies. Bzzzzzzzzz

No way i could last 60mins bashing continuously but i aint all that fit.

[Pva_Glue]

ok...

I think I'll grap one knock one out, mean while spining one keep others away.

and grab his right/left leg with both arm, then break his/her pelvic bone by applying right pressure on to lateral portion of right thgih, then you pull hard as you can.

the ball joint will ripped off his pelvic bone (just have to yank out rectus femoris tenden and attched muscle). 'vola' use it as weapon.

I know bit graphic but if I had to do it... I'll

this remind me of Movie "SAW"

in 2nd thought....

condition is "healthy Americans" - that doenst exist... so I can take infinity.

[Beauie]

LOL... Farking gold topic

Like stated before stamia is definatly the key... For instance ur adverage pub brawl/street punch up goes for less then 5 mins and thinking about it most are breathing very heavily afterwards- Still with a CUP and being 6"7 i personally think i could take on 2 or 3 of these little nutters But if i had the oppurtunity i would definatly like 2 take on 30 or 40 of em.. Once u knock out the 1st one, will probs end up being fun Not something you would want to brag about thou lol

[Pva_Glue]

yeah one time At band camp I knoked out bunch of 5 year old kids...

[raasclaat]

SAW was rank.....terrible acting, but kinda cool plot..

Shame it wasnt done by a better producing/writing crew. Just a bit cheesey at times...but yeah..definitely SICK.

[GWP021]

as much as id hate to admit it tha lil bstrdsd have me after say 8-10 due to my poor fitness levels and their hypo 5 yr old energy

so wrong yet so enthralling

[Birnie]

Man, you're gunna make me paranoid!

Next time while walking thru the fruit section in Coles....

..... nudge to the girlfriend....

"did you see the way that kid just looked at me?!"

thinks to myself....."he's dead when we get to the checkouts....it's gunna take at least 2 days of combat training before you can take me on....PAL !"

[JXL]

WTF we have resorted to bashing 5 year olds, there are alot of other people out there we should be bashin.

[koperety]

what would happen if u went at it rats style throwin into a pool of them?

hahaha reminds me of small soildiers / other mass slughter masaker movies dawn of the dead /star ship troopers etc ...

[bless_you]

this senario reminds me of a little game called 'GOLDEN AXE' where while you are sleeping, you get to kick around these little kids holding sacks of goodies

Nice work Av

[Denver]

michael jackson would go down for just one of them..

i can't belive no one else has said that yet