help me sell my left kidney..

[pkblade]

I heard about these hybrid kidneys, apparently they flow just as good as the genuine items for everday use. Do you know if its a good upgrade, & will it fit a 1980model? If so I'll double Liam's bid.

[Nexus9]

What are the flow rates of the said kidney?

and will it flow faster than the stock model?

[dangerous_daveo]

Do you have the left hand eye lid for sale tho?????/

[Nexus9]

are the water lines included ... or are they extra?

[R33S2]

If you have braided lines and a dyno printout I may have a interested mexican gent.

[predator]

are the water lines included ... or are they extra?

depends how many beers I've had

What are the flow rates of the said kidney?

Well, this is quite an interesting question. I've tried to find the theoretically amount of liquid that can be cleansed via said left kidney in a 24 hour period, and it ranges somewhere between about 2 and 24 beers before extreme discomfort :dump:

Do you know if its a good upgrade, & will it fit a 1980model?

true the 1976 model is starting to show its age by now, although it may be adapted to a 1980 model, but may need some extra trimmings around the housing at this point.

[The Dan]

Can I make an offer on your right knee cap. I'm good for the cash.

I'm not interested in the Kidney as I have a witness that saw you racing another Kidney and I don't want it if it's been thrashed. Plus you blew some smoke last time I saw you take off.

So how about it...knee cap?

[Nexus9]

I believe the main reason behind the sale of the kidney is in fact to stop the damage of his kneecaps by a third party

[strutto]

Still for sale? You have PM...

[Skyrine-Dave]

what benefits does this kidney have over say.... a liver... which i also can afford??

[dangerous_daveo]

I think this user is just trying to boost their trader ratings!

ITS A SCAM!!!

[Col-GTSX]

Hold on a sec... Where you getting all these kidneys... I heard you have sold 3 so far...???

Did they fall off the back off a truck...???

[nismo33]

ALAS... my Labrador is in need of another kidney..i was wondering if this is a straight fit ? or blood and water lines would need to be modified ?

[dangerous_daveo]

What about donating some of the funds back towards the site? That too would be a nice gesture.

I also hear this guy that flys helicopters for some rich guy in Aust is after one...

[R33S2]

Mr mexico is still interested but insists it be flushed with alcohol for at least three days prior to deal, I told him it would have to be a sunday to make this plausible.

[The_Paladin]

I bought a kidney of doridori32 but recieved a testicle in the post. he says even though it's different from what i bought, it will do the same job and a testicle is what they call a kidney in Germany. Has anyone else bought parts off this guy??

[dangerous_daveo]

I saw this the other week. Its heaps tidy dude.

Oooh and free bump!

[predator]

this is all too funny.. but I think i'm going to be withdrawing my kidney is from sale after a hard saturday night after it suffered premature and unexpected failure.. and I'm off to spain guys.. seeya!!

ahhh..dorridorri comment in there too - good work!

[Gary2]

Is this still for sale?

Has it been removed yet?

Please send me blood Bank details.

Thanks

Gary

[Skyrine-Dave]

are you registered with ebay square trade? I am!

Here's how we'll work this out... I'll send you a cheque to cover the costs of said kidney plus additional shipping, as i am currently in mexico. I will trust you to pass on the excess cash to the shipping company

If you have any problems feel free to contact me via email only, this deal will be completely safe as i'm a nice guy ... and registered with ebay square trade