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Hey guys last night at about 10.00 i started to recieve some wierd txt messages the first one starts of as

Hi sally jayne how are you going? how was your flight? we have just been to yangebup chinese with finn and are now having red wine love dan craig and finn

the next one came this morning some time

Hi sorry couldnt talk phone out of power and we were awake finn woke at 5 am love dan.

ok so now i repley with um i think you have the wrong person

next message opps sorry, i now thinks its all good but no

i get another one

I have been sending messages to the wrong person hope this is you sal

ok so which one of you guys is it. lol

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Sounds like you have got someone that is inept at using a mobile... My mum does it all the time, some people are just hopeless with technology...

You should play along though, tell them that your holding sal hostage and that you will send them the ransom demands soon!

I would! LOL

Yeah thats awesome!!! do that!! just play along but dont say crazy stuff, make it seem like you are really whoever they think you are, and over a few weeks start letting new things creep in, sayyou've met someone your really happy with or that your considering moving, or that you bought a new car. just **** with them but keep them thinking your for real! and keep us posted more importantly!!!

Actually you dont know these people so mabye it isnt a great idea trying to blackmail them!

Like Andrew said play along and tell them that youre thinking of having a sex change or something... You could have sooo much fun (pity it costs you money to sms though).

never mind all that, just send a message now replying to the other messgaes they sent you recently, say your phone was stolen and have only recently had your new sim and connection fixed. and just go on as if nothing else happened, they might even say that they got a message saying you were'nt sal, just act clueless and say maybe someone messgaed you off the stolen phone, c'mon do it! it could be like an sau group messaging thing, where you post up a message they send and we think of ideas for the reply.

aargh! word of warning. never play tricks with people via txt!!!

i ended up being stalked for weeks by some guy who thinks i'm a 15 year old male with a 9inch penis and a full body wax and believe me its not cool!!! i read things that no male should ever read. eew eww *shudder*

d

Nothing more satisfying then a young and hairless boy...

(god, I'm making myself feel sick now)

race_snooze, where are you sugar?  I need a hug

I am not a hair less boy so back off.

I will be at trivia though, last time i went there was some hot looking nice girlies around this week, insteed of the normal 100 booners

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