Jamezilla Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 It surpassed the Cold War. It surpassed Communnism. It surpassed a red Civic, a white Subaru and nearly a Purple GTR... But yesterday the Lada finally decided it could no longer surpass a blown head gasket, a non-firing cylinder and cracked engine block. At about 2.00pm - on Chapel St - the very dirty Lada Niva GTR Cabrio with a life record of 40 awkw finally seized and died. * Sniff I had to push it home. You know - you never realise how many streets actually go uphill until you try to push a car along them... Anyhoo... what now? Well - one friend suggest I crush it into a cube, place a piece of glass on it and have a swanky (yet very heavy) coffee table. I hate him. Personally - I'm thinking engine swap to 2.0L Fiat twin-cam with twin webbers. There was one converted a while ago to a VG30DE using an R33 sedan auto box. Cool - but probably overkill. What are your thoughts? I'm open to ideas? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
saff_cossie Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 deport it back to Russia! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410024 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Everyone.......a moments silence! Park it on the nature strip and let the local stray cats and dogs call it home...also gives somewhere for drunkards to sleep, might not be warm but at least its off the ground. What to do with it???? Donate it to a motoring museum Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410039 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bec Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Awwwww - Lada no more... Does this mean we don't get to paint it "Commando" anymore??? (I still want to). Surely the Lada deserves a new lease on life.... I vote ENGINE TRANSPLANT!!!! Perhaps you can get 55-60awkw with a new engine. Nevertheless - a sad day. :boohoo: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mavric Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Rb26??? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotsman Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 C4... :Bang: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamezilla Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 Park it on the nature strip and let the local stray cats and dogs call it home...also gives somewhere for drunkards to sleep, might not be warm but at least its off the ground. Hmmm - a return to form perhaps? The names have been left out of the following story for privacy sake... Went out one night from work and sensibly left Golgo at the office. Drank heroic amounts. Left the drinking place and amazingly ended up at home at about 4.00am (blesss the beer scooter). Realised house keys were in GTR. Felt silly. And drunk. Slept in the Niva (in the driveway) until about 6.00am when body decieded this was foolish. Got cab to office - got keys - cab home. Slept until 8.30 when brother showed up reminding were to help him move house. Massive hangover. Sore neck and body. Joy. Saff: There was a doco about Chernobyl a few years back saying that anything produced in Russia in the effected fallout areas would have a level of radioactivity far above the norm. The Togliatti factory (largest car manufacturing plant in the world) was downwind of the powerplant... Might explain a few things - but I'm sure it rules out export Also rules out being recycled into steel beer cans - so that's a good thing. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABBAi Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Looking for another trash/thrash (I always get the two mixed up!) car?? Get an old Subaru Wagon. Man my old one was tough as! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410123 Share on other sites More sharing options...
saff_cossie Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Saff: There was a doco about Chernobyl a few years back saying that anything produced in Russia in the effected fallout areas would have a level of radioactivity far above the norm. The Togliatti factory (largest car manufacturing plant in the world) was downwind of the powerplant...Might explain a few things - but I'm sure it rules out export Also rules out being recycled into steel beer cans - so that's a good thing. What more can I say! Next best idea IMO is Chris' You could look upon it as a kind of cremation with it sending small particles to the surrounding suburbs :jump: Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Junky Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Poor Lada.... Isn't there somebody in our club who is an explosives expert?? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Specific Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Baby Jesus has the last laugh! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamezilla Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 Oooh... http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi...ssPageName=WDVW Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNR33 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Another vote for the radioactive coffee table Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410179 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS2500 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Poor Lada....Isn't there somebody in our club who is an explosives expert?? The Mythbusters would probably have some ideas for it. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410184 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R31Nismoid Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 lol, sleeping in the lada lol. classic. Well.. i reckon the webbers would sound wicked. probably have less go that before? But make some damn good noise. thens the problem os mating it to the gearbox though :| Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS2500 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 It'll be sad to see it go, it was an SAU institution. I have fond memories hanging out the back of it one cold winter night trying to take photos of Snowy's car. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
saff_cossie Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 "The driving lights have been stolen since photo taken." Any ideas?! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTRgeoff Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Poor Lada....Isn't there somebody in our club who is an explosives expert?? Fire a Javelin missile at it...but it might not be sturdy enough to detonate the warhead. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410243 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKY031 Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Something that size could house the average family. Open plan living areas, built in robes, sky light, fully furnished, and talk about location location location! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bass Junky Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Go the Ebay Lada!!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/77036-el-lada-es-muerto/#findComment-1410292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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