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yeah man this where tha party at?!

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good ol harro......mary has died

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if suj and romanous had the fat chick......then may god help us all....

to get by the laser field in the great hall, you have to sniper osama while smoking pot

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pillais gay hand thing.....

WT?! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Lyeaheayeahleyalehaelyaehae

One day, while it was still goin, peta li went to a party. Sarge asked him where he was but he smiled at him. At the party, Romanous was dancing and making poses. All of a sudden Pillai drifted around the corner in his R32 and turned into a bad boy. Then the black guy came in and Suj asked him "Yo my brother can I help you?" to which the black guy responded "Yo man is this where the party at?" and had a neck spasm. Suj told him to go away, but then the black guy got angry and killed his rubber duck. "Howard!!" screamed Suj. He felt like killing himself so he climbed to the top of the building where a guy climbed up a ladder "Don’t panic.." "youre young…… youre young… and you have everthing to live for" Suj got scared and said "man just get me down from here" "there you go putting the cart before the horse.. Now hand me the baby" suj replied with "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Ya ga me oh tsu chi do su re ni ba HA TCHA!!!!

Yo man is this where the ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm from the waynus intervention unit… yeah uh yeah uh yo… and yo yeah uh yo yeah jin….. Now hand me the demonchild..

If you cook a pizza on a barbeque in a certain shape, is it a barbeque pizza shape?

If you get a chicken and force it into a biscuit, then it’s a chicken in a biscuit

If you have four children and they are fast, could they be in fast fours?

If you get a prince and mix it with a cd single, then I believe it’s a pringle

Or, if you get mary poppins and a cob of corn, then you get a marypoppincorncob

If you scream and ice cream, then I know what you did last summer during the perfect storm. You were reading the never ending story while the butterfly effect caused Rocky to have 50 first dates with starsky and hutch. Mr Scarp scored himself an italian job as a terminator but he also wants to be a last action hero but I told him that he cant coz hes no superman.

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