aussie living in japan HELP!!!!

[dreamaaa]

you mean micheal jackson??

being F#$%ED up the ass ahahahahha

he should have gone to jail....................good singer but hes a kid swinger..

[dreamaaa]

:lock: i didnt think jaijins are alloud to join the yakuza?? :matrix:

[TracidTrax]

Since moving to Japan condoms have never fitted better!

Nah man, these guys are hooked up. Yakuza, Koizumi even Ayumi Hamasaki... all the big J-gangsters! You would end up like Andy Garcia in Black Rain

are they packing heat?

and do u think i can join them?

[Laurence]

Yes, you can join these guys, Streeter a person who has posted several times in this thread, Koizumi and Ayumi Hamasaki and stand around packing heat with the Yakuza while watching drift at Nanko. No problem. I will organise it... Here are a couple of pics to help you recognise them all.

Along with the heat they are packing

[Beer Baron]

:lock: i didnt think jaijins are alloud to join the yakuza?? :matrix:

they didn't have a problem with me joining. do you?

[totoro]

well first you need that chinpira (street thug) appeal with the squatting....

give up standing and squat all day long and they may notice you...

and wasnt it michael douglas in black rain?

oh yeah for those interested in nanko check out crazy max...

www.crazy-max.com and i think i know which mexican you are talkin bout....

happy squatting!

[Laurence]

Damn... go hire it tonight.

Andy Garcia gets cut in half by Katana wielding Bosozouku (sp?) in Black Rain. By saying that I mean that anyone who tries to talk to these gaijin will end up cut in half. It was a lame joke, made even lamer by people arcing up and being good aussies who are gonna besh the carnts. Then it got even lamer talking about Japan's Kylie and the Prime Minister, Michael Jackson got in there somehow and basically it all became a big horrible stupid mess!

Oh the humanity!

[shodo]

Id come up soon, but Im having a hard time deciding on what car I want to take. ehehhhhehh.

[Laurence]

Audi for sure

[shodo]

Audi for sure

Na... that girl you seen with me was just a friend/representative from FEAST. I have a rather large selection every week.

[ABuSD]

Hey guys is it hard to score a teach english in japan job?

[Laurence]

I have a rather large selection every week.

Of girls? Nice!

Anyway, cops came tonight, I did my first ever drift! The more I practiced the worse I seemed to get! Anyway, I had fun and that is what matters in the end!

[dreamaaa]

yea i just got told that you couldnt join yakuza if you were i gaijin..i guess that person was wrong.

[Laurence]

Dude it was a joke, all of it was a joke!!! We just tried to make it stupider and stupider until someone got it! Scary stuff! Though on that point, quite a lot of Yakuza are not pure Japanese but I would suspect that it would be hard to become a high ranking Yakuza unless you were pure Japanese. A "proper" gaijin would have no chance...

Anyway it was a fun night, Streeter was definitely to be avoided later in the night though

[dreamaaa]

AHAHA nice prank........im interested in yakuza.......any want a 17 year old aussie heheee

but yea nice joke lol i thought you guys didnt know each other so yea i was sucked in lol

my friend and i went to a club and some guy said no gaijins sorry............we were sooooo cut i hate racism kinda pisses me off. probably jealousy more than racism lol we got the sweat glands but we got the sex glands

[totoro]

hahahaha... i like your little ryhme on the end...

but seriously i dont mean to disrespect any foreigners in japan

but there is a reason for not letting foreigners into some venues...

it is because foreigners (especially americans) are known to cause problems

you see the people in japan are more law abiding, (i dont mean drifting in the street kind of law abiding... i mean they respect things) where as a lot of foreigners who come into japan (especially those who say things like 'how easy is it to get with japanese chicks, etc), get drunk and run a muck as if the laws/rules dont apply to them in a foreign country (or cos they are foreigners). this is why some places NEED to do it not because they want to be racists. if the foreigners behaved themselves and didnt get drunk and rowdy then there will be no need for this type of solution.

there are not many police officers in japan because there are not much crime in japan. having said that recently with more legal and illegal immigrants in japan the crime rate is rising.

im sorry for those on this forum who i stereo typed as foreigners in japan

but i am sure you will not be offended as if you love the japanese culture then you will have already acted accordingly and caused no harm. i am more pissed off at US sailers who rape girls or so called english teachers who just want to get laid cos they couldnt in their own country.

dreamaaa: it was unfortunate you couldnt get in a club but i am 99.9% sure its not racism rather it was out of necessity. i have seen way too many so called english teachers in asia causing problems and disrespecting the country they are living in (this case japan).

sorry for my random rant but it needed to be said. if you got a problem please pm me.

[dreamaaa]

yea i understand i know alot of guys that just come here for chicks... personaly i havea gf well im going to ask her out.. but yea i love japan culture and everything here is great.

the girl i been seeing is 20 im 18 she really likes me and stuff same here but i dunno if she would want me lol usualy i see chicks with older guys in japan.

but anyway i plan to ask you this question on the weekend!!

boku wa kimi to deatte honmani yokattashi, boku wa kimi to irete tanoshinda. boku to onnaji kimochidattara tsukiatte kureru?

i hope it works......lately i been thinking she might say know even tho she likes me maybe she just wants to be friends aye!! :confused:

[akeenan]

you see the people in japan are more law abiding

wouldnt say I agree with this

i mean they respect things

Dont really agree with this either

because there are not much crime in japan. having said that recently with more legal and illegal immigrants in japan the crime rate is rising

not much crime ...pfft the crimes of which you are talking about (which are created by non japanese people) are mostly made up of things visa related.

i have seen way too many so called english teachers in asia causing problems and disrespecting the country they are living in (this case japan).

finally we agree

[Streeter]

Hrrrm there must be ALOT of foreigners where I live as I have had alot of things stolen over the last 18 months living in Osaka. Strange with the population being 99.9% japanese and all though. :uhh:

[totoro]

akeenan: well i guess depends on where you guys live as well... i am not sure about osaka as im from kantou/yokohama/tokyo area... never lived in kansai... it is a general observation from my life time... not just like a yr or two living in the country...

i have lived in japan and australia and i definately feel safer in japan. not because im japanese (as i am pretty much aussie and i aint no midget asian) but it is... i havent copped any racism in australia either...

streeter: by the way what has ppl been stealin from you??? i been thinkin the cheap rims we all see on yahoo auction jp are partly stolen goods.... also i didnt say all the crime was caused by foreigners, the crime rate is increasing... and by foreigners im talking about the obvious ppl like westerners but asians are increasing and is harder to distinguish between japanese and other asian race...

dreamaaa: i hope all works well dude. good luck!